Since I’m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven’t listened to this, don’t even talk to me EVER.
All I intended to do was direct you to my essay for Miista about women and sex toys. I really want to hear your feedback on this! Are you with me or am I all wrong?
Let me know. Now, back to my 3 o’clock Monday wank.
Since it’s Veteran’s day it seems appropriate for me to recount the story I heard about a group of Marines who shared a prosthetic device among themselves. This esprit de corps came to light when the whole lot of them had to get treated for pubic lice.
Thank you for your service!
Ah yes, Miss Palm and her five little sisters, I remember them well! And what a comfort they were to me when I spent nearly a year living in a tent on the end of Runway #2 at Bahrain Airport! Don’t ask me why I was there, Her Majesty commanded and I obeyed!
Seriously? The only 2 comments are from men ?
The topic is obviously still too taboo for women to respond.
Jane – RIGHT???
“Minnie Joycelyn Elders… is an American pediatrician and public health administrator. She was a vice admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps and the first African American appointed as Surgeon General of the United States. Elders is best known for her frank discussion of her views on controversial issues such as drug legalization, masturbation and distributing contraception in schools.[1] She was forced to resign in December 1994 amidst controversy as a result of her views.”
Many instances of male masturbation as subjects of pop culture nowadays, fewer examples of female pleasure come to mind. Sometimes I think Bjork’s entire body of work is secretly about feminine self love. “Isobel” is definitely about lady wanks. But that was released sometime around 1994 and in the intervening 25 years (fuck fuck fuck so goddamn old fuck fuck) I’ve never heard anyone else remark upon it.
I was rather late to the party – early 20s, when I discovered that no other parties or object were needed. Rather liberating!!