Category Archives: Fashion

Why Isn’t The Vetements Joke Over Yet?

First of all, Vetements is pronounced vet-MAHN. Look at a mirror while saying it. Do you feel embarrassed, or at least tainted? Good. If you don’t know about Vetements, you are free to go. Run along, and keep your innocence. … Continue reading

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The Perfect Shredded T-Shirt

I’m going to disagree and say, almost perfect. The price is certainly fair, given, you know. But If I have to hand wash it, then no. Forget it. Thoughts?

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Not Just Stupid But Age Inappropriate

When I saw these boots online,  my heart started racing. Literally. I’m lucky I didn’t have a stroke. Because I’m old. O.L.D. Too old for these Union Jack boots, even though I love Union Jacks, from a graphic standpoint and … Continue reading

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Did I Speak Too Soon?

Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see? Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to make … Continue reading

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The Wrongest Thing You Will Ever See

There are no words. Whoever Ronald Van Der Kemp is, he is out of his fucking mind. He wants $1,980 for these…..pants? Can you count the things wrong here? Net-a-Porter gives you some clues: Ronald Van Der Kemp’s pants take … Continue reading

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Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim

As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim. Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good … Continue reading

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Boy Or Girl

If you’re wondering whether this is a boy or girl, how dare you! Why should it matter?! You are stuck in your binary thinking. Even wondering is a microagression. I’m not kidding. What’s your fucking problem? The whole idea of … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, We Still Have Denim

Until Donald Trump appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2 brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick … Continue reading

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Let’s Take A Denim Break

Sometimes we must seek relief wherever we can find it and tonight I offer denim. These ugly shorts are the worst possible way to spend $325 but go ahead, see if I care. Look at the rear view: Why not … Continue reading

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Oh Hell No

What the fucking fuck?! This is one of those times I can’t even begin to can’t even. Cowboys? Bondage? Turducken? What’s going on here? I want my mommy! TOM FORD’s boots grounded the debut look on the label’s Fall ’16 … Continue reading

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