Category Archives: Fashion

Grammy Awards 2023 Exegesis

Posted on February 6, 2023 by Sister Wolf

Okay, let’s get Madonna out of the way (as if we could!) Why can’t she see what we see? Where are the loved ones who care enough to caution her about her face? I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to … Continue reading →

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Balenciaga Crimes Against Humanity

Posted on December 6, 2022 by Sister Wolf

All the commotion about Balenciaga’s new ad campaign with children is totally misplaced, besides being just stupid. Where are the complaints about their awful pantaboots worn to death by Kim Kardashian?? Where is the outrage? These fucking pantaboots are so … Continue reading →

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Grammy’s 2022 Exegesis

Posted on April 5, 2022 by Sister Wolf

I never expected the Grammy’s to fuck up my personal life, but thanks to Justin Bieber, it has. I posted a picture of an oversized suit I bought last month from Zara (I know), and several people commented “Justin Bieber.” … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2022 Exegesis

Posted on March 29, 2022 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, Will and Jada Smith, just go away. Boo hoo about Jada’s hair loss! Let her deal with osteoporosis, which I am blessed with, and my husband doesn’t need to slap anyone. Let her and her whole crazy family … Continue reading →

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Good Riddance to Fashion, Plus a Bonus Song

Posted on August 21, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Every day I get a million emails from shopping sites, promoting the newest looks. They want me to know what’s trending. They still challenge me to “up my game.” Who are they kidding? Please. Does anyone want new clothes? I … Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim: Now It’s Personal

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Sister Wolf

On my way into a Nordstrom dressing room, I grabbed this denim jacket that was hanging near the entrance. Just trying to amuse myself, although my actual selections were nearly as awful and inappropriate. The salesperson who unlocked the fitting … Continue reading →

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These Boots Are Made For _______?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Sister Wolf

The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading →

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Hideous Clothes for Desperate Times, On Sale!

Posted on July 17, 2019 by Sister Wolf

These Burnt Cuff pants say it all: “I am a greedy nutcase.” They bespeak the Trump era and it’s whole ruling ethos. They were $890 but are now marked down to just $312, by the brand Ottolinger, who “utilise lighters, … Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2019 Exegesis

Posted on May 8, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Worst ever, obviously. And time to end this stupid event since there’s nowhere to go from here. Poor Anna Wintour wouldn’t know “camp” if Kim Kardashian’s butt read the dictionary definition aloud to her. The Met Gala is itself an … Continue reading →

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Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg

Posted on April 1, 2019 by Sister Wolf

You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com. Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware. “Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another … Continue reading →

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