Category Archives: Fashion

Old Bag Fashionistas: Stop it!

Posted on March 27, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Last night, I was watching Billions with my husband, and was moved to exclaim, “I had no idea I was capable of so much hate!” He laughed, because he has never doubted my capacity. It’s like I’m listening to the … Continue reading →

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A Return to Sanity

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been unable to write due to problems with concentration and a profound apathy coupled with a deep sense of hopelessness. The usual, only more debilitating. My mental hygiene is not what it should be. I like to watch the … Continue reading →

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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,

Posted on September 15, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention.  I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading →

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A Huge Life Decision: Weigh In!

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Just look at these gorgeous nails. They are my dream nails, the perfect shape: Almost pointy but not so pointy that the tips keep breaking off. They belong to George, a great guy who works at Nordstrom, and he was … Continue reading →

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Behold The Ne Plus Ultra of Stupid Denim

Posted on August 4, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Is this it? Could anything be more stupid? It’s the Sacai Faux Fur-Trim Denim & Blazer Jacket. It’s two mints in one! This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy … Continue reading →

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Advanced Denim Appreciation

Posted on July 28, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Only a seasoned brand-whore would think of spending $1,375 for these awful jeans by Brunello Cucinelli. Your friends would have to be able to recognize the designer, who operates from a restored 14th century castle in Solomeo, Italy (in fact, … Continue reading →

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George And Amal Clooney: No.

Posted on May 17, 2018 by Sister Wolf

I’ve nurtured an irrational hatred for Amal Clooney since I first heard of her engagement to George. The portrait of Amal in the current issue of Vogue magazine is a cornucopia of enraging new tidbits. I love how she invites … Continue reading →

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First, Let’s Kill All The Playsuits

Posted on March 21, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Shakespeare never saw this playsuit, so he aimed his wrath at lawyers. His loss. Today’s poets could find inspiration in this denim playsuit by Faith Connexion. What a force of nature, or maybe cynicism, is this contraption! The long plaid … Continue reading →

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Tummy Control

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Yesterday I bought a pair of Levi’s with tummy control. It was a milestone. And a defeat. You know all those commercials about “belly fat?” And maybe you say to yourself, Ew, what a slob, I wouldn’t let that happen … Continue reading →

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Not Just Awful But Stupid Too

Posted on March 4, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Let’s say you’re going out and you put on a long coat. You know how you always wish that somehow people could see through it? Even if it was just a window to show your waist and hips? This denim … Continue reading →

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