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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,

Posted on September 15, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention.  I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading →

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Don’t Damage Melania’s Brand, Or Else!

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Sister Wolf

In Melania Trump‘s renewed lawsuit against the Daily Mail for suggesting she once worked as an escort, she claims that her “brand” has been damaged, losing significant value. The economic damage is estimated at multiple millions of dollars. Poor Melania. … Continue reading →

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Help A Sister Out

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Okay so I bought this skirt online because it was reduced from a billion dollars to just a fraction of its original price, and because I loved its shimmery quality. In real life, it’s even more shimmery, the thinnest silk … Continue reading →

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Hate Your Legs?

Posted on April 7, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I’m not happy with mine either, and here’s why: The model above. Just look at how skinny those legs are! Hmph, bad photoshopping, right? That’s what I told myself. But then, I accidentally started a video, and the skinny legs … Continue reading →

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Inappropriate Cravings

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Sister Wolf

On my mental list of shit I wish I could buy, the most persistent craving is also the most inappropriate: leather shorts. I can’t think of another fashion purchase that would be more inappropriate, except maybe a romper. (Sorry about … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading →

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But What Will Prostitutes Wear?

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is the KEY LOOK for Fall, modeled by Shopbop’s new model, Rumer 2.0, featuring the all important shaggy fur jacket. Yes, this is the very same faux fur immortalized by Sea of Shoes and Her Mom in Vogue magazine! … Continue reading →

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Am I A Prostitute?

Posted on August 25, 2008 by Sister Wolf

No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace … Continue reading →

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Prostitute Chic

Posted on May 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Look at this new skirt at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It’s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: “Destined to become a signature piece.” Ha! I wish I … Continue reading →

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Let’s Talk Underpants

Posted on April 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s always nice to get new underpants. I can’t stand the word ‘panties,’ which always evokes, for me, Letters to Penthouse. When the word ‘panties’ is preceded by the word ‘sans,’ I get goosebumps, in a bad way. Underpants can … Continue reading →

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