Look at this new skirt at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It’s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: “Destined to become a signature piece.” Ha! I wish I could write copy for shopbop, it would be a dream come true!
I don’t know who would wear Thayer’s Signature Piece, besides Lyndsay Lohan. Or her mom. But I think this four piece get-up for only $34 is a much better value. And it certainly could be someone’s Signature Piece.
Lindsay Lohan’s mom would wear either, I’m sure of it.
Am I allowed to blaspheme on this comments page? I’ve got a really good one stored up for that appalling white schmatte.
Oh yes, blasphemes are more than welcome. Bring on the blasphemes!
jesuschristalmightyagnes.
That’s what I say to that white wipeout.
I hope it was worth the wait.