Category Archives: Celebrities

Warren Beatty: What a Fucking Cunt!™

This is my annual Academy Awards Exegesis but I can’t let Warren Beatty get away with his behavior. Good for him for being a hall of fame loverboy, he is not a gentleman. He handed that card to poor Faye … Continue reading

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Hookers, Sluts, Sex-Workers, Feminists or First Ladies?

Okay, this is a complicated story and I’m pretty stoned. But stick with me. There’s a model/actress named Emily Something who is mostly known for her large breasts. I almost wrote “big tits” but stopped myself. Anyway, she was at … Continue reading

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Grammys 2017 Exegesis

The real story is Adele vs Beyonce but first let’s get the other stuff out of the way for those who missed the show. Chance the Rapper won Best New Artist and he seems well-loved by everyone. I don’t get … Continue reading

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The Men of The Golden Globes

First of all, there were too many beards. Jon Hamm, Jake Gillenhall, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Affleck, Dev Patel, go and shave already. Donald Glover of Atlanta has a beard, but he gets a pass for being so cute and serious … Continue reading

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Giving Up Celebrities

When I stopped writing for Popdust a few weeks ago, I never thought I would lose interest in celebrities. Having to write about them every day involved a total immersion in their real and made-up antics. I labored over the … Continue reading

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Frank Sinatra: What a Fucking Cunt!™

George Michael was my guilty secret at one time, a crush I was embarrassed to admit. But really, who could resist that beautiful voice and sensual face, the obscure sadness behind even his poppiest songs? Another horrible loss to 2016, … Continue reading

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Trump And Kanye: The Perfect Convergence

It is only natural that Trump invites Kanye to Trump Tower instead of holding that scheduled press conference. Kanye has just been released from a psychiatric ward so he’s the perfect guest for today’s episode of The Trump Show. (And … Continue reading

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Fuck It, Let’s Get Back to Angelina

We have waited patiently for news on the Brad and Angie front, and while there’s no dirt beyond the fake “insiders are saying” stories, here’s something wonderful: Angelina is in early negotiations to star in the Afghanistan war drama “Shoot … Continue reading

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Let’s Take A Moment To Thank Brad And Angie

When I heard this morning that Brad and Angie are getting divorced, I was filled with a deep joy that spread through my being like one of Sting’s tantric orgasms, only better. Who among us has not been waiting for … Continue reading

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What’s Your Price For Sully?

Every time I see an ad for “Sully” I groan and announce that I wouldn’t see it for less than $500. Five hundred bucks is my customary price for a film that sounds truly awful, at least by my very … Continue reading

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