Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Facebook vs Humanity

When did it become a human right to broadcast yourself around the world in real time? If it’s not a right, then let’s admit that humanity is not capable of using this technology responsibly. You may love the feeling of … Continue reading

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Horrible Old White Guys

If you’re like me, and I know you are, you feel overwhelmed by the current plague of horrible old white guys who are doing their best to ruin our lives while brazenly or covertly enriching themselves. Forgetting about Trump for … Continue reading

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Was Blind But Now I See

After decades of glasses and contact lenses, I got the news that I had cataracts. Naturally I was horrified, imagining life as a blind old lady, stumbling around and crying out in a weak little bird squawk. Instead, I learned … Continue reading

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A Horror Story For The Age Of Trump

In North Carolina last week, an 18 year old boy chopped off his mom’s head and then called 911. I read an account of the incident and listened to a excerpt of the 911 call, which actually lasted for 16 … Continue reading

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Dear Donald™

If you’re anything like me, your consciousness has been co-opted by Donald Trump, with all the attendant fear, dread and hatred associated with his rise to power. It’s hard to focus on other things.  It’s draining and exhausting. So maybe … Continue reading

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My Fellow Americans

I sink I need help. I come to America to marry rich businessman, not to be chudged every minute by the crooked press and my hussband enemies. I hate dis song “My Way” but Donald he don’t care. I tell … Continue reading

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An Exciting Offer From The Neptune Society

A letter from the Neptune Society is a rite of passage I would gladly forego, but they are relentless. I’ve been getting them for a couple of years, and it occurred to me that it might be nice to share … Continue reading

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Trump And Kanye: The Perfect Convergence

It is only natural that Trump invites Kanye to Trump Tower instead of holding that scheduled press conference. Kanye has just been released from a psychiatric ward so he’s the perfect guest for today’s episode of The Trump Show. (And … Continue reading

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Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™

Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading

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Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

It goes without saying that I am horrified and despondent about the election. I don’t even want to type his name. My husband and I have been glued to cable news for hours every day but now we can’t bear … Continue reading

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