Tag Archives: politics

My Fellow Americans

I sink I need help. I come to America to marry rich businessman, not to be chudged every minute by the crooked press and my hussband enemies. I hate dis song “My Way” but Donald he don’t care. I tell … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway, Still A Fucking Cunt!™

Dear Kellyanne, Could you please stop lying for just a moment, you fucking lying cunt? I know you’re good at it but you’ve already proved yourself a master, okay? What’s your deal? Are you Satan? Carl Bernstein called you Trump’s … Continue reading

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Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™

Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading

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Daddy’s Girl

As we attempt to brace ourselves for a Trump presidency, let’s address the matter of the favorite First Daughter, Ivanka Trump. It’s no secret that Donald finds his daughter attractive. He’ s already said he would date her if he … Continue reading

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Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

It goes without saying that I am horrified and despondent about the election. I don’t even want to type his name. My husband and I have been glued to cable news for hours every day but now we can’t bear … Continue reading

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Dear World, So Sorry!

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The Weiner Vortex

No one warned me about the Weiner documentary. I expected a fun, lurid, behind-the-scenes look at Anthony Weiner’s well-earned fall from grace. But it’s deeply depressing, on every level. I had hoped to get over it, but now he’s back, … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway: What A Fucking Cunt!™

I know it’s her job as Donald Trump‘s campaign manager to defend her employer, but Kellyanne Conway‘s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears. At first, the lying and … Continue reading

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Psycho

While the news tonight is all about Trump‘s history as a sexual predator, I have trouble remembering that just yesterday I was trying to view him with compassion. I was trying to view him through a different lens: He is … Continue reading

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Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!

I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,  annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading

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