Kyrsten Sinema: Cunt or Nutcase?™

If it were just her clothes….I’d still hate her! But it’s so much more, as we’ve all learned, to our sorrow and frustration.

Did you know that a Senate rule was changed JUST FOR KYRSTEN, that allowed her to show her bare arms on the senate floor? Kyrsten is a triathlete, so she needs to show them. I’m not making this up; Amy Klobuchar helped pass the new rule on this basis.

Would it be a cheap shot to denigrate those arms? Or to say that she’s no Michelle Obama, armwise? Fine. I won’t say it.

Ordinarily, it would be wrong to judge political figures based on their clothing choices, but Kyrsten is demanding that we react. With the denim vest, she is openly trolling us. She is saying, “You think I’m a piece of work? Ha, try THIS!” So if she’s failed to capture one single person’s attention, now she has it.

This bitch is a mean one. Why won’t she let us move ahead…she doesn’t live in a coal state for fucksake. The Dems are wringing their hands about her but it’s not like she was a Trojan Horse. Look at the red flags!

Here she is at her swearing in.

She is clearly a Dom. She will hurt you. She wants to hurt you.

Here she is…I don’t know, you tell me.

Below, at the impeachment hearing. Caped crusader? Flying nun? Mighty Mouse?

 

More recently, at a couple of infrastructure meetings, she turns to florals, as if saying, “Fuck you all, next time I’ma wear pj’s.”

In case anyone is thinking sexism, no. Jim “gymnasium” Jordan is another outfit troll and he too is either a Cunt or a Nutcase™. Cunt, actually. If a man pursued attention via wacky get-ups as strenuously as Sinema does, we would ridicule him as well. In fact, I’d love to see some guy try it. (calling Lindsey!)

Once a member of the Green party, Sinema was ranked by GovTrack.us, (a nonpartisan organization that tracks government data and statistics) 47th on a conservative-to-liberal scale, which is based on lawmakers’ 2019 legislative records. Her response? Her decisions are “based on what’s right for Arizona, not on party politics.” She is to the right of Mitch McConnell! Jesus Christ with this woman! I can’t even can’t.

Okay, Cunt or Nutcase™, you decide. And enjoy her hair flipping below.

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10 Responses to Kyrsten Sinema: Cunt or Nutcase?™

  1. Tom says:

    Of course I hate her too. I don’t give a shit about her clothes, though your sartorial points are interesting, Sister Wolf. To me the problem is our fucked up Country that elects so many Republicans (Senators in this case). It does suck that Biden’s entire great agenda is dependent on two Cunt Nutcases but that’s only because the Dems only have a 51 vote majority (including Kamala Harris as the tie-breaker). That it’s so close really sucks. Yes, the Dems should stick together 100%; hopefully the Dems of Arizona will have something to say about her next primary and election (though I wonder if she gets lots of Independent and Republican male votes because of those tits (sorry, sexist I know but I call ’em like I see ’em)). As we all know from work and life experiences, there’s an asshole in every bunch, and she’s ours (along with Manchin). I cry about the Nation and don’t give two shits (or even one shit) about her.

  2. david says:

    In my day we would have sent her home to change her outfit!

  3. Anne-Marie says:

    I have no idea why anyone has to put up w the likes of KS, or for that matter, Jim gymnasium Jordan. Sometimes I think she might be a secret Republican, voted in by brain dead Arizonans. She obviously likes to shake things up … but this showy show is for her benefit only. She LOVES the spot light …. on her. “Work for my constituents?! What’s that got to do with anything? I wore DENIM for you, isn’t that enough for you people?” Unfortunately the highlighted attention just proves she needs a wardrobe assistant. In the case of that tight silver-ish dress, if your workday outfit can be spotted from the ISS, don’t be surprised if a colleague asks you “What time do you go on?”

  4. Dana says:

    I can’t even. It’s the US Senate. Show some fucking respect. And learn how to dress.

  5. Bevitron says:

    What better day to discuss Kyrsten Sinema and her many costumes than Halloween! Actually her many costumes don’t interest me, other than the fact that they scream ME ME ME MEEEEE! FUCK YOU, LOOK AT ME!!!, and I’d rather not. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think she’s earned her fashion Fuck You rights yet, not where she works. (Someone like Yuja Wang, the Chinese pianist, has earned all the Fuck Yous she can muster in her workplace, which is wherever there’s a piano. And if you want to see world class arms, there you go.) Politically speaking, it’s just more Fuck You. She’s the Fuck You that keeps on fucking, she’s all the fucks and none of the feel goods. Maybe she could take up the piano, but she’ll have to work on those arms.

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    Tom – Yes, of course, it’s the whole country. It’s pretty scary. I just want to aim at a smaller target rather than lament the Big Picture.
    David – Hahahahahhahaha!
    Anne-Marie – Absolutely. Let’s settle on Cunt, then!
    Dana – RIGHT???
    Bevitron – Yes, yes, yes and yes. You should be writing this blog so I can sit back and enjoy it!

  7. Andra Taylor says:

    She’s just awful – don’t give her any more publicity. You just know she thrives on being different and loves getting her head in the news. Ignore her.

  8. Gary says:

    I voted for her, now I believe she’s a cunt

  9. Charlotte K says:

    She is definitely a cunt. And she bought that white thing with the cape at Melania’s private moving sale.

  10. Daniel says:

    She’s super hot. Idk who wrote this hit piece: either a woman or a gay man.

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