Jared Kushner has been, until now, a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see him in action, thanks to Axios.
Watching him closely, you can see that he is able to raise one eyebrow! Added to his grimace, that’s two facial movements. More than a Ken doll but less than, say, Ivanka, who can smile, look smug, and laugh with all her teeth showing.
Have you noticed how smooth and glowing his skin in ? It’s almost shiny. Now we can see that it’s a thin coating of sperm, acquired from his father-in-law. I don’t know who applies it, but they do a great job. It probably has a high SPF factor to maintain the lily whiteness.
Is Jared really a “Jew”? I can’t believe that he shares my esteemed, ahem, lineage. Just like when the Son of Sam killer turned out to be Jewish, the tribe was relieved to discover he was adopted. Jared is no Jew, or if he is, he is traif.
Why is Jared in charge of so many critical missions as senior advisor to the President? Would you put him in charge of watering your lawn? Would you trust him near young children? Or puppies?
Asked if the Birther shit was racist, Jared insists that he wasn’t part of it.
Was the Holocaust racist? How about lynch mobs? Armenian Genocide?
How should Jared know, HE WASN’T PART OF IT, okay?
What a fucking cunt this cunt is.
Yes yes yes, and not in a good way! He is waxen, mannequin like, so ghoulish. Why is he considered The Go Guy for the U.S? He and Stephen Miller would make perfect Gestapo. Oh wait! I forgot he’s Jewish! Fred Trump is rolling in his crypt. It’s the wonky eye that distracts me too. It, unlike Herr Kushner , has a mind of its own…….
He has always given me a creepy feeling. That bizarrely smooth face; his strange ‘expressions’; his way of speaking. This interview was nauseating. I wondered if you would write about it.
And this eerie photo that has been in the news… LOL
(Won’t let me add. The one of the two of them staring out of a window at Buckingham Palace.)
Looks like he’s lasered off all his facial hair. Maybe he didn’t stop there, and there’s nary a hair from chest to balls (assumed) to toes! Probably makes the father-in-law jizz go on more evenly.
For what this is worth, and it’s not much, Son of Sam was not a Jew. He was Italian, adopted and raised by Jews. Console yourself, unless you start thinking about Italian serial killers, like the Boston Strangler, like I just started to.
I think it’s massively unfair that you’re being so horrible to this man just because he’s a fucking cunt.