As we attempt to brace ourselves for a Trump presidency, let’s address the matter of the favorite First Daughter, Ivanka Trump.
It’s no secret that Donald finds his daughter attractive. He’ s already said he would date her if he could, and he’s openly boasted about her “voluptuous” body.
For all we know, he picked out and paid for her resplendent implants, which are surprisingly similar in yardage to Melania’s.
In any case, pictures speak louder than words so cover your ears because this will be deafening:
I want to feel sorry for Ivanka. She was once powerless. How could she know what was appropriate or inappropriate?
But she knows one thing and that’s how to market herself and her Ivanka Trump products.
After appearing with Dad on 60 Minutes last night, Ivanka had an underling send a memo out to the press, asking them to note that she was wearing a bracelet from her own collection.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the monster, does it?
The Trumps are a gang of pimps and ho’s who all deserve therapy under Obamacare, which mandates that mental health be treated like physical health.
But meanwhile, our government needs to ensure that a Trump regime doesn’t become a kleptocracy once these grifters move into the White House and set the stage to blow up the world.