Tag Archives: Johnny Depp

Sociopathic Show Pony

Posted on May 18, 2022 by Sister Wolf

Don’t be mad at me for being consumed with Amber and Johnny; Tik Tok videos with the hashtag #JusticForJohnny have been viewed 8.3 billion times! Americans have googled Amber Heard four times more than google searches for abortion or the … Continue reading →

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Grammys 2016 Exegesis

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Torture. Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2014 Exegesis

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Why doesn’t anyone tell Donatella that she looks like a Muppet? Is she too important? Or is it just too painful to deal with? I know I’d want someone to tell me.  If I went around looking like a Muppet, … Continue reading →

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Goodbye to Johnny Depp

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I’m making it official. After twenty years of devotion to Johnny Depp as my go-to romantic fantasy, I’m breaking up with him. The silly hats and the hobo outfits have been trying. The prayer-hands in response to applause have … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2011 Exegesis

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Here’s your icon of minimalist beauty, happy now? I just want to get the Tilda Swinton thing out of the way. You all love her, you love her awful style, you love her offbeat lifestyle, if you’re gay, you fucking … Continue reading →

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On the Rag

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

The commuinques above are from the esteemed owner of Dolly Python, a shop in Dallas, using a nom de guerre. ~ This one below is from the classy socialite and fashion maven Judy Aldridge (regarding Anna Wintour): What do they … Continue reading →

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading →

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Let’s Worship Olivier Theyskens

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Yes, we love his work for Nina Ricci and for Rochas before that, but let’s just love him for being beautiful. I believe he is on a par with Johnny Depp, if that’s not too sacrilegious a statement. Thank you, … Continue reading →

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