Tag Archives: Shopbop

These Boots Are Made For _______?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Sister Wolf

The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading →

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A Fucking Game-Changer!

Posted on August 20, 2016 by Sister Wolf

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer. They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime. They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying … Continue reading →

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Disappointment #1577689864

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I was absolutely thrilled when I first saw this little Handbag Raincoat at Shopbop. It’s such an obvious solution to the problem of shielding your nice handbag from the rain! Why didn’t anyone come up with this sooner?? Think of … Continue reading →

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Douchette!

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette. It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it … Continue reading →

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As if.

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  “Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.” Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You … Continue reading →

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Bergman

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Sister Wolf

J Brand has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an “Angelina Jumpsuit” and a “Halle Top.” But I’m only interested in the Bergman Leather Shorts. Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to … Continue reading →

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Betrayed by Shopbop

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Sister Wolf

One of my few pleasures in life has been cruelly eradicated by the fuckers at Shopbop. They have completely changed their format, replacing our favorite models with a bunch of Nobodies and removing the boxes that separated the images. Where … Continue reading →

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Effortless

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Okay, fine, at first glance they’re ugly but wait for the description: “A softly pleated waistband flows into an effortless, wide-leg silhouette on these denim culottes.” We’ve all come to associate “effortless” with “chic,” so maybe our brains are supposed … Continue reading →

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More is Less

Posted on September 26, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Rag and Bone Moto Pants with Removable Kilt,   $695 at shopbop* “It’s called ‘moto’ because _________________.” ~ *Only 2 let!

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As if.

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Sister Wolf

These metallic pants would look great with ________________. Sass & Bide, $561 at shopbop.

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