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These Boots Are Made For _______?
The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading
Not Just Stupid But Age Inappropriate
When I saw these boots online, my heart started racing. Literally. I’m lucky I didn’t have a stroke. Because I’m old. O.L.D. Too old for these Union Jack boots, even though I love Union Jacks, from a graphic standpoint and … Continue reading
Big Black Boots
Years ago, I posed in these big black boots, aware that they looked stupid with the dress but probably thinking I was cool anyway. It was eight years ago and a whole other life. The boots are in my closet, … Continue reading
Fashion Steal Of The Week
“A studded metallic heel elevates a beautifully embroidered silhouette in soft Italian fabric.” At $3895.00, these Dolce & Gabanna boots are a great deal. They are made of spandex, nylon and virgin wool, but lined in leather! Oooooh, right? … Continue reading
Your Go-to Boots for Fall
These boots by Philip Lim are my first choice. Not only do they look like a boot giving birth to another boot (or a parasitic twin) but they have an open-toe, convenient for testing the weather. Plus, they sag nicely … Continue reading
Feathered Motorcycle Boot
Hahahahahahaha! “This Brunello Cucinelli boot takes a venerable biker style on a flight of fancy. The ostrich feather flourish, however, easily detaches for versatility.” Neiman Marcus, $1,435.00
Another Horrid Attack on a Poor Blogger Girl
Please forgive me Jesus, I can’t stop myself without Your help! First, I was upset to see these $595 boots ( or rather, “kicks”) that have gotten so much press. Why does this poor girl need to spend so much … Continue reading
A Choice Between Boots to Not Buy
Oooooh, I love these boots, because I love boots and because theyr’e “nude” which is So Essential this season. But they also come in black suede with gold embossed stuff. I want these boots. They look like I MIGHT be … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 3/28/2010
Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. She got to hang out with her Asian-ish friend Ronald, but really the main event was her new boots by Maison Martin … Continue reading
Mom Is Mad At Me
Several readers told me to go check out Mom of Shoes‘ new boots, so naturally I was curious enough to take a look. I left a nice comment but guess what? She deleted it! And not only that, she deleted … Continue reading