Hahahahahahaha!
“This Brunello Cucinelli boot takes a venerable biker style on a flight of fancy. The ostrich feather flourish, however, easily detaches for versatility.”
Neiman Marcus, $1,435.00
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Hahahahahahaha!
“This Brunello Cucinelli boot takes a venerable biker style on a flight of fancy. The ostrich feather flourish, however, easily detaches for versatility.”
Neiman Marcus, $1,435.00
What the hell?
This one wins. Wow.
each boot is made by hand by barney flintstone from the hide of a feathered motorcycle bird trapped just before molting season in
trogsylvania.
“A fool and their money easily parted” as my dear Grandad would say.
Are you fucking kidding me???
Stop!
That’s not a boot, you silly girls! That’s a post-modern vase for displaying anemones.
What happens when your motorcycle hits a bird…
How much if I just buy the ostrich?
they are either a feather duster in a boot or Sideshow Bob’s hair dyed blonde.
@Andra – Hilarious!! Well played. And an ostrich chick costs less than the boots, not surprisingly. And you could eat it once you’ve used its feathers.
Here is DYI idea: find your old Frye boots from the seventies. Go to a Dollar Store and get a feather boa in a colour of your choice – I propose pink, and some velcro pate. Cut the boa to size to get two pieces fitting around the boots. Stick a velcro tape on the boots and the pieces of boa, for, you know, versatility. You just got instant savings of $1430, which should make you feel really good about yourself!
Throw away the “flight of fancy” boots – you are not going to wear them EVER anyway. Get yourself a good bottle of alcohol of your choice to celebrate your resourcefulness and thrift!
You need to get a velcro tape, not “pate”. You may get some pate (with an accent on e) to eat while drinking.
Are these some sort of Jim Henson joke?
Oh it’s detachable. Good because I need a new feather headpiece to start my new life as a Vegas showgirl.
A drag queen just caught her breath.
And it can be used as a feather duster after you get fed up with wearing it.
Recycling being the New Black and All.
Honestly who designs this Nonsence??
Sister, you need to get five pairs; one for each of your spring houseboys. They could prance about in their boots, bucky-tail nekkid, providing countless hours of fascinating entertainment for you, all while dusting. Money well spent? I think so!
Hahahahaha
Reminds me of a way less fab Gloria von Thurn und Taxis (http://coloreddiamond.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2804.0;attach=22009;image)
The feather can be removes for versatility! That is because it is crap and unnecessary!
Oh, this looks just like a Chinese Crested!
http://www.cedarfrost.com/Versaceprophoto2_small.jpg
And for that reason I think of the boot fondly, though I’d have to yip and yap if I ever wore it.