The apocalypse? A bonfire?
Fuck!
Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots!
How can this even be?! Only R13 could have come up with this, and then ask for $1,895! Here are the listed details:
Leather: Cowhide
Studded harness detail
Boots
Chunky heel
Buckle at ankle
Pointed toe
Leather sole
Made in Italy
This item cannot be gift-boxed
“Cannot be gift-boxed” for $1,895??? I don’t think so.
And how could they forget to list SPIKES for fucksake?
If any footwear deserved to die, it is these boots. I mean half boots.
I no longer understand anything.
What is this perpetual state of shock and bewilderment?
Hideous!
I know why they were made…bend over Mr. Trump.
They look like they were designed at a committee meeting where ideas were thrown around and then too many compromises were made to keep everyone happy. And now no one is happy.
They might do as soccer boots given that they have an in-built shin guard!
I kind of like them. Also: I’m a little high.
Just going to leave this here for you….
https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/prada-furry-slippers-item-12236905.aspx?storeid=9336
. . . made for walking . . . they’re gonna walk all over you . . . doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Just caught up on your posts, and as always, loved every one. Your perspective on matters is so helpful to me. Signed, random stranger. LOL
“What is this perpetual state of shock and bewilderment?”
What started out as a military industrial complex euphemism for the use of overwhelming violence (shock and awe) has been applied with great economic utility to every aspect of Western culture. Sure, I don’t like that half of my cable bill goes to sports franchises that don’t interest me at all, but instead of doing something about that I have to develop an opinion on what Baltimore is like and why it’s like that. I might as well wear some ridiculous footwear as I do so.
That, or the Surrealists have emerged from their slumber into some kind of horrific Lovecraftian victory.
“The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly.”
? Andre Breton
EW!
I need to take a shower.