Tag Archives: hideous crap

Hideous Denim: Now It’s Personal

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Sister Wolf

On my way into a Nordstrom dressing room, I grabbed this denim jacket that was hanging near the entrance. Just trying to amuse myself, although my actual selections were nearly as awful and inappropriate. The salesperson who unlocked the fitting … Continue reading →

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These Boots Are Made For _______?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Sister Wolf

The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading →

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Hideous Clothes for Desperate Times, On Sale!

Posted on July 17, 2019 by Sister Wolf

These Burnt Cuff pants say it all: “I am a greedy nutcase.” They bespeak the Trump era and it’s whole ruling ethos. They were $890 but are now marked down to just $312, by the brand Ottolinger, who “utilise lighters, … Continue reading →

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A Return to Sanity

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been unable to write due to problems with concentration and a profound apathy coupled with a deep sense of hopelessness. The usual, only more debilitating. My mental hygiene is not what it should be. I like to watch the … Continue reading →

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Advanced Denim Appreciation

Posted on July 28, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Only a seasoned brand-whore would think of spending $1,375 for these awful jeans by Brunello Cucinelli. Your friends would have to be able to recognize the designer, who operates from a restored 14th century castle in Solomeo, Italy (in fact, … Continue reading →

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First, Let’s Kill All The Playsuits

Posted on March 21, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Shakespeare never saw this playsuit, so he aimed his wrath at lawyers. His loss. Today’s poets could find inspiration in this denim playsuit by Faith Connexion. What a force of nature, or maybe cynicism, is this contraption! The long plaid … Continue reading →

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Not Just Awful But Stupid Too

Posted on March 4, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Let’s say you’re going out and you put on a long coat. You know how you always wish that somehow people could see through it? Even if it was just a window to show your waist and hips? This denim … Continue reading →

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Time Out For Jimmy Choo

Posted on February 22, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Everything is horrible and more horrible by the minute. We’re not going to be ready for the next outrage unless we stop and take a breath. Some may want to stop and smell the roses, but I prefer a bracing … Continue reading →

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Denim Doldrums Over at Last!

Posted on January 24, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Like a bracing slap in the face, denim has returned with a vengeance for 2018, starting with this brilliant Denim Waist Belt by Unravel Project. Designed to appear like it’s been sliced from the top of your favorite jeans, this … Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim 2017: The Last Gasp

Posted on December 27, 2017 by Sister Wolf

I can’t say goodby to 2017 without offering one last gift of hideous denim. I have been shirking my duty for weeks but I hope I can make it up to you with this baffling monstrosity by Sacai. There’s always … Continue reading →

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