Tag Archives: denim

Denim Nightmares

To quote a song from Suicidal Tendencies, “I’m not crazy; You’re the one who’s crazy!” I’m talking to you, Y/Project. What does this jacket want from us?? Is it trying to mimic an optical illusion? It is like one of … Continue reading

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Why Did God Allow These Boots?

Just kidding, there is no god! But still, wtf with this “boot” by Dsquared2?  The longer you look, the more it doesn’t make sense. DSQUARED2 incorporates rustic aesthetics with luxurious fabrics and embellishments. The Bou Bou biker ankle boots feature … Continue reading

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Let’s Never Forget Denim

Even if you’re sick of this, it’s good to cleanse the palate every so often, right? You can’t spend every minute of every hour going Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. Well, you can, especially on Twitter, but it’s just not … Continue reading

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Guess How Much For These Jeans!

Obviously they are very special. You want to feel special? Be prepared to pay for it. Especially when it comes to denim. There are fifty thousand brands of denim to choose from, and the “cult” brands are changing every minute. … Continue reading

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Did I Speak Too Soon?

Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see? Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to make … Continue reading

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Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim

As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim. Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, We Still Have Denim

Until Donald Trump appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2 brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick … Continue reading

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Let’s Take A Denim Break

Sometimes we must seek relief wherever we can find it and tonight I offer denim. These ugly shorts are the worst possible way to spend $325 but go ahead, see if I care. Look at the rear view: Why not … Continue reading

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Behold The Patchwork Drop-Rise Lounge Pants: $1,500

I am double-posting this from Hideous Denim as a courtesy to you lazy oafs who might otherwise miss it. You need to keep up with advances in the denim community. You don’t want to be left behind. So, these denim … Continue reading

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What Is It With You People?

I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim, and what do I get? Nothing. You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked … Continue reading

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