Tag Archives: expensive crap

Why Isn’t The Vetements Joke Over Yet?

First of all, Vetements is pronounced vet-MAHN. Look at a mirror while saying it. Do you feel embarrassed, or at least tainted? Good. If you don’t know about Vetements, you are free to go. Run along, and keep your innocence. … Continue reading

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The Perfect Shredded T-Shirt

I’m going to disagree and say, almost perfect. The price is certainly fair, given, you know. But If I have to hand wash it, then no. Forget it. Thoughts?

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What Is It With You People?

I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim, and what do I get? Nothing. You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked … Continue reading

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The Tragic $1,500 Sandal

Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared. Here are its ‘features’ as written on shoescribe.com: Fringe Metal Applications Solid color Zip closure Leather/rubber sole And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors … Continue reading

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$300 Lipstick, Finally!

This is what I’ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don’t want! What a wonderful surprise from Givenchy, the brand of choice for Kim, Kanye, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in: French luxury label … Continue reading

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Fashion Steal Of The Week

  “A studded metallic heel elevates a beautifully embroidered silhouette in soft Italian fabric.” At $3895.00, these Dolce & Gabanna boots are a great deal. They are made of spandex, nylon and virgin wool, but lined in leather! Oooooh, right? … Continue reading

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Leather Cobain Pants

“Leather RtA skinny pants channel the grunge styling with a zip-off shirt panel around the waist trimmed with denim-style patch pockets.” $1,232.00 at Shopbop.com Here we are now, entertain us!  

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Very Special Boots

  Look at these stunning over-the-knee boots made of patchwork fur by the always sexy and repellent Tom Ford. “Purple tone-on-tone dyed astrakhan (Afghan origin) and dyed calf hair (New Zealand origin.)” ┬áHere’s a close up:   If you’re wondering … Continue reading

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Tragic Fashion

  I was excited to see this competitor of Tragic Fashion Boy on Disney Rollergirl’s blog tonight. ┬áHe’s as thin and miserable looking as anyone could ask for, isn’t he? I need to name him. Suggestions? So I looked around … Continue reading

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