Denim Nightmares

To quote a song from Suicidal Tendencies, “I’m not crazy; You’re the one who’s crazy!” I’m talking to you, Y/Project.

What does this jacket want from us?? Is it trying to mimic an optical illusion? It is like one of those portraits with two sets of eyes? Try staring at it without making a face.

Stylebop isn’t big on descriptions. This is their take:

Edgy and subversive in equal measure, this Y/Project denim jacket is the ultimate statement with a contemporary layered design and boyish volume. The fuzzy contrast lining keeps it plush.

Oh, LAYERED, that explains it. Here’s how it looks snapped up:

Wouldn’t if be great to wear this over ANOTHER denim jacket? $919.00

Alexander McQueen takes grotesque overkill in a completely different direction with this denim cutaway jacket.

So elegant! The “split midriff” is what kills me.

Imagine sweeping into a room clad in this showstopper, ahem. At $7,625, it must have been a teeny bit too pricey, despite its obvious charm, but it sold out after Neiman Marcus knocked it down to $807.  Somewhere, there’s a lady bragging that she saved $6,818 by scoring this eyesore.

Remember, More is More, except with denim.

 

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7 Responses to Denim Nightmares

  1. hope says:

    Elsa Schiaparelli.
    In difficult times fashion is always outrageous.

  2. Dj says:

    Edgy, subversive, fuzzy? That’s our potus! Perfect for the guy who has everything except brains, morals, and a conscience….hope it’s made in America!!

  3. David Duff says:

    All denim is atrocious! Merely working men’s clothing that no gentleman or lady would wish to be seen dead in!

  4. Mark-E says:

    The McQ one is sickening, really sickening.

  5. Suspended says:

    High waisted, flared denims in Mom/Dad denim. So chic!

    That jacket screams “Get it off me! I can’t breathe!”

    I love how wrinkly the first models tights/hose are. Lol, the denim isn’t bad enough that it has to be paired with black tights and stilettos. I can’t even feel the irony, should any exist.

    I’ve had a belly full of piratey-denim-goodness from McQueen.

  6. Romeo says:

    Where the exegesis at?

  7. Madam Restora says:

    Look! This is how it works. If you’re young and cute, you can wear this hideous shite and look good DESPITE it. This is an integral part of fashion that many people miss.
    If you’re over 26 forget it. Everyone is beautiful until they’re 26.

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