Everything is horrible and more horrible by the minute. We’re not going to be ready for the next outrage unless we stop and take a breath. Some may want to stop and smell the roses, but I prefer a bracing poke in the eye … like these pumps from Jimmy Choo.
Remember when the brand was the epitome of glamor and wealth? Ew!
How much stupider could a shoe be? From this angle, it looks like you’re walking in a box.
Here, it just looks l;like you stepped in black toilet paper. If anyone complains, you can just scream, “THESE ARE FUCKING BOWS, OK, AND THEY COST $745, MOTHERFUCKER!”
Jimmy Choo is not just a one-trick pony. Check out these new boots:
This is a collaboration with Off-White, a brand that thinks you’ll spend anything for a sweatshirt. I love the look of your stockings falling down around your boots! So clever.
They remind me of the time I was a flower girl at a wedding, wearing my very first pair of stockings, and no one told me that you needed a garter belt to hold them up. Every step down the aisle was excruciating. Like these boots. It was humiliating, but at least I wasn’t out $1,795.
Perhaps the shoes double as snow ploughs, cutting through any and all pavement detritus.
You’ve got to admire a pair of boots that come with their own foreskin. They’re like a first failed attempt at sausage making.
HA HA HA HA!!!!
They are pretty stupid, both of them, especially the shoes. All I can think of is Howard Hughes shuffling around in his Kleenes boxes.
I have had even stupider footwear, partly of my own design. When I was 14 I took my roller skates and unscrewed the wheel apparatus from the soles, used some leather dye to make them shit-brown, got brown laces, and pranced around in these excruciatingly inflexible-soled things like they were fabulous and so was I because nobody else had ever thought to do such a cool thing. Until someone asked me if my special shoes were for deformed feet. Insult to injury, after that I had to pay to rent horrible shitty skates.
Time out Just for You Sister Wolf …
https://havechanged.blogspot.com/2018/02/blind-willie-mctell.html
We’ve “shared” have we not?
Suspended – Hahahahahaha
Andra – RIGHT?
Bevitron – YES on the kleenex boxes! As for your hijinx, don’t forget: subversiveness is its own reward.