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Ha Ha, Shoe Snobs!
Aren’t you guys sick of seeing the studded Isabel Marant booties that cost around $1,200? Now you can have the satisfaction of knowing that this knockoff version is almost identical. I hate both versions at this point, but that’s because … Continue reading
More Shoes to Worry About
The sight of these boots from the new 80/20 lookbook triggered a variety of feelings, like OH NO, will I start wanting these? and ending with, Would Rumi wear them? From now on, when I evaluate footwear, I’m going to … Continue reading
The Military Bootie
Hahaha! $950 at Bergdorf Goodman. But why stop there? This insanely chic leather Crusader Helmet is only $80. Or imagine the envious looks you’ll get by rocking this Greek Spartan Helmet? It’s on sale for $199. Admit that you’re smitten. … Continue reading
A Trashy Goldmine!
Okay, so I bought another pair of black boots but I swear to god this is the last time. I can actually walk in them because of the big hidden platform. Not that I’ll wear them or anything, but if … Continue reading
A Boot With a Mission
The first time I saw this boot at Barneys online, I was truly stunned by its awfulness. What could be uglier?! Wasn’t Louboutin supposed to be the holy grail of footwear?! I even tried to find it again to show … Continue reading
Madonna Finally Delivers!
Dear Madge, I’ve always hated you but for once you’ve made me happy. First, because while posing for a picture of my big biker boots, I realize that I’m five years older than you and I never exercise. Ha ha, … Continue reading
John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche
I know that in the grand scheme of things, celebrities don’t matter, but once in a while they intrude upon my thoughts and sicken me more than a hideous display of fringed boots at Nordstrom. John Mayer is not just … Continue reading
Hideous Shoes To Brighten Your Life
Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who’s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I’ve somehow pissed off, I’d have no … Continue reading
Leave Prada to the Devil
My pal enc wants these Prada Boots, which Neiman Marcus will gladly provide for $1,200. In a lucky coincidence, I found my self online last night, hypnotized by crazy boots at Amazon. Once I started looking, I couldn’t stop. It’s … Continue reading
Yohji’s Unattainable Dr. Martens
These limited edition runway boots are $3,400 if you hurry up!