A Trashy Goldmine!

Okay, so I bought another pair of black boots but I swear to god this is the last time. I can actually walk in them because of the big hidden platform. Not that I’ll wear them or anything, but if I did, I’d be capable of walking.

I saw them at Oak but I decided to look around and found them for $86 less at Karmaloop.com, which turned out to be an eye-popping bonanza of cool and awful delights. I love this model, who’s kind of a gangsta Amy Winehouse with bulging implants.

Not only that, but there are Tripp jeans in every possible variety of plaid, vinyl, and leopard print, as well as basic black. The jewelry includes a necklace that says “I Love Me” in braille. Better yet is this fake Chanel chain belt by a brand called Office Tramp.

This bondagey leather belt thing reminds me of Susie B’s cage skirt, and from behind it appears to be an effective butt-lifter, too.

Even if you’ve sworn off shopping or you’re way too old to dress like a slut or a homegirl, it’s fun to click your way through so much wacky and inappropriate merchandise. Plus, everything is 30% off.

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10 Responses to A Trashy Goldmine!

  1. Skye says:

    Office Tramp – excellent! Although those implants look so hard and scary, my nipples kind of retracted out of fear and sympathy.

  2. cybill says:

    That bitch has totally stolen my look.

  3. Sal says:

    Those boots are SUCH a score. Jealous over here.

  4. HelOnWheels says:

    Those boots are killer! You needed them; hidden platforms are a girl’s best friend because they allow you to do actual walking in mile-high heels.

    I’m with Skye on the Office Tramp implants: my breasts retracted behind my ribcage from pain and fear and for protection.

  5. The gangsta is scary! I’m not crossing or trashing her.
    BTW I gave you a fab blog award.

  6. how could you resist those boots? i need to check out the entire office tramp line, esp. as i work for a man who thinks open-toe shoes are slutty. and talks about it every other office mtg.

  7. annemarie says:

    Fashion Herald– Your boss thinks open-toe shoes are slutty? Holy shit. He must WANT his employees to know what his fetish is. You know, there are entire websites out there devoted to foot-jobs. Maybe you should pass him on some links. He might give you a raise.

  8. Bex says:

    Those tits look even. Amazing.

  9. dewayne says:

    her left breast is smaller, i think.

  10. Mark says:

    I love those breasts! They’re so realistic.

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