A Fucking Game-Changer!

game-changer

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer.

They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime.

They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying in every respect.

Should I order them, take some photos, and send them back?? Before you answer, check out the rear view:

Denim R13 Sashah Jeans 2

Hahaha!  The designers at R13 are insane!

Here’s the Shopbop description.

An overlay with raw edges completely covers these destroyed R13 jeans, lending an avant-garde touch to the silhouette. 5-pocket styling. Single-button closure and zip fly.

An avant-garde touch, eh?

Imagine showing up anywhere in this atrocity. It might be worth the $795 just to see the fear in people’s eyes…and yet no.

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13 Responses to A Fucking Game-Changer!

  1. Suspended says:

    Denim + Demented =…

    Yes, order them! That would be hilarious.

  2. Hope(Australia) says:

    There is women in my yoga class she wears something like that top is jeans under is harem pants or pajama.She makes all her clothes or re-purpose them.Her style is an avant-garde she tells me.

    Regular reader of your blog,this is my first post

  3. Marky says:

    Truly vile.

    The photos make me feel dirty, and not in a good way.

  4. Bonnie says:

    My thought exactly – where the hell would you wear this mess? An avant-garde art gallery opening? A music festival? Maybe I could wear them to do yard work. The overlay would protect my ass if I had to sit and pull weeds.

  5. Bevitron says:

    A horrifying walking bug shedding its exoskeleton. Too Cronenbergian for me.

    I am curious, though… where is the inner pant (hahaha) attached to the outer mess? At the thigh-torso junction, or further up on the pelvic girdle? Or is this just double jeans all the way?

    Maybe you should get them so we can find out.

  6. Hank says:

    Way back in my childish days a common insult was say your mother wears combat boots. Hope there isn’t some kid who has to answer, “Yes she does! It’s the best part of her outfit!”

  7. Kellie says:

    Oh lookie! Someone has figured out a “stylish” way to reuse all the bleached and distressed denim that has been filling the thrift stores. It was just languishing on the racks, and is now back in circulation.
    All of it should be on a fire.
    What a load of rubbish.

  8. Dj says:

    Bargain!!

  9. scoutito says:

    Holy Crap! I have never seen anything so hideous.

  10. Andra says:

    I thought you were off the air. I haven’t been able to get you for months!!
    Now I have so much catching up to do.

  11. helenwaite says:

    https://youtu.be/-NzFJxX8yoY

    Also, to buy, try, and say byebye to this,,,garment ,, would be a beautifully human expression of your love-ish feeling toward….some of your fellow humans that are stuck here on this planet at the same moment as you.

  12. Amfortas says:

    But…. but…. its womyn’s fashion. You cannot criticise womyn’s clothes. Especially denim. That makes you a a misojeanist

  13. The Nag says:

    Do they come in XXL? Asking for a friend who wants to change her game.

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