Tag Archives: Goony Bird

Betrayed by Shopbop

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Sister Wolf

One of my few pleasures in life has been cruelly eradicated by the fuckers at Shopbop. They have completely changed their format, replacing our favorite models with a bunch of Nobodies and removing the boxes that separated the images. Where … Continue reading →

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Messing With Goony Bird

Posted on October 28, 2010 by Sister Wolf

First they give her polio by photoshopping that leg. Then, if that’s not enough, they give her extensions! I say, Let Goony be Goony! Don’t fuck with her. I may have to write a heartfelt letter to Shopbop. Meanwhile, meet … Continue reading →

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Goony Tries a Head Tilt

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Eh, I’m not feeling it. Don’t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (Or as Max liked to say, If it ain’t broke, break it.)

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Goony Bird Nails It

Posted on May 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Forgive me, She is my muse. This photo captures everything to perfection. O Goony Bird girl Mangled posture all twisted And yet you get work

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Sass & Bide Plus Goony Bird =

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What the hell is up with Sass & Bide? This skirt is just baffling.   Shopbop, naturally, $265.   Add Goony Bird and it’s a complete nightmare. Can anyone explain?

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Goony Bird Perfects Her Stare

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

How does she do it?!? (Rag and Bone at Shopbop)

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Goony’s Back!

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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Finding My Niche

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Every time I read a thing about bloggers having to find a niche, my heart sinks.   I’m not doing anything right. I’m also supposed to put keywords in my post titles, and to figure out what kind of posts bring … Continue reading →

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Explain These Shoes, and More

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just tell me why we need our feet to look like hooves or camel-toes. Is it because the designer is Maison Martin Margiela? Can I tell you a secret? I don’t care about Martin Margiela! Or even Ann Demeulemeester! I’m … Continue reading →

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Scary New Items at Shopbop

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I was a little taken aback this morning by this number (above,) the Tribal Beat Dress, among Shopbop‘s new arrivals. Is this Head Jutting Girl? I can’t even tell! Then, by a different “Designer” but on the same unfortunate theme, … Continue reading →

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