Tag Archives: models

What, There’s Another Hadid Sister??

Godammit, why am I the last to know EVERYTHING? Did you guys know there’s another Hadid sister besides Gigi and Bella? This is too much. Or rather, too many. Three too many, actually. Until recently, I knew next to nothing … Continue reading

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Real-life Photoshop

  Here is a model named Jazzma who’s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is Naomi Campbell. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like.   Wow, … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?

I can’t tell you how many times I have seen this picture and thought, “Who the fuck is this guy and why is he everywhere?” I have just now inadvertently ¬†discovered his identity: Francois Verkerk, a model. I was pretty sure … Continue reading

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The Tyranny of Beauty

This photo in the Daily Mail is accompanied by the tragic story of twins who have suffered from anorexia for twenty years.  ¬†It’s a disturbing story that touches on sibling rivalry, parental enabling, and the failure of all mechanisms to … Continue reading

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Asian Beauty and Racism

I’m looking forward to V Magazine’s “Asian Issue,” available May 12. Ten per cent of the proceeds will go to help Japan, so you can feel virtuous while admiring a group of stunning Asian models. But is it racist to … Continue reading

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Move Over Godfrey and Andrej: David Chiang

He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous. He’s friends with Andrej. Maybe they talk about their hair? If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.

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Abbey Lee, Baby Love

I don’t know about you, but I’ve figured out why I find Abby Lee Kershaw so irresistible. She looks like a baby. You know all those studies that demonstrate the appeal of baby-like faces? Because we’re instinctively drawn to baby … Continue reading

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Lara, Ashley, or Georgia?

With three of them, I’m actually getting confused.

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Why Bother with Lipstick if it isn’t Red?

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Messing With Goony Bird

First they give her polio by photoshopping that leg. Then, if that’s not enough, they give her extensions! I say, Let Goony be Goony! Don’t fuck with her. I may have to write a heartfelt letter to Shopbop. Meanwhile, meet … Continue reading

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