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Warren Beatty: What a Fucking Cunt!™

This is my annual Academy Awards Exegesis but I can’t let Warren Beatty get away with his behavior. Good for him for being a hall of fame loverboy, he is not a gentleman. He handed that card to poor Faye … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?™

  I think it’s time for me to trademark this feature, that’s how much I like it.  Remember the last time we played? My first reaction to this guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. … Continue reading

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A Poll for the Ladies

Which one do you want more? or

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Spring Houseboys

Here are the new houseboys for spring. Even if you’ve already done your spring cleaning, there is always more work to be done. I like a  houseboy  who is sensitive but slightly feral.   Strong enough to move furniture but delicate in his … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?

Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand,   he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? … Continue reading

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All New Houseboys

This is Dimitri Alexandrou.   Some of you prefer more rugged, masculine houseboys, so help yourself to the new candidates. Here’s a hunk of tattooed burning love. Don’t know his name, don’t care. He’ll need to keep his hands off my … Continue reading

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Houseboys for August

I don’t know where you live, but Los Angeles is hot and sweaty in August. I need a Houseboy to fan me while I sip a cold drink. Jo Dong Hyuk looks like a highly accomplished Houseboy, don’t you think? … Continue reading

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Move Over Godfrey and Andrej: David Chiang

He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous. He’s friends with Andrej. Maybe they talk about their hair? If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.

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Douche or Deamboat?

It’s not often that I feel so conflicted about a man’s attractiveness. On the one hand, he’s so…but on the other hand, he’s kind of… What’s your vote? (*via The Satorialist. Gott sei Dank, er ist nicht verrückt.)

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Withstanding Irritants

If it’s not some troll taunting me fives times a day, it’s some guy threatening to sue me, or a new stack of unpayable bills or a photo like this one, of the Man Repeller’s friends. I hope David Carlo … Continue reading

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