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Douchette!

When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette. It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it … Continue reading

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Douchefest!

Over time, I have generously shared some Douches with you here, but lately I’ve been spending my valuable time on a feature called Douche of the Day™ for my friend’s pop culture website. It’s a a dirty job but someone’s … Continue reading

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Douche Fest!

  Ricki Hall is a Douche Icon whose only true rival is Francois Verkerk.   How could you choose one over the other? Does Francois win because of his awful moustache? Or does Ricki’s full beard and grumpy scowl put … Continue reading

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Rating Douches

Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here to refresh your memory. Here’s a good one I found last week:   By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?™

  I think it’s time for me to trademark this feature, that’s how much I like it.  Remember the last time we played? My first reaction to this guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. … Continue reading

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Gifts For Him II

If you’re shopping for a poseur, this is the best coffee table book ever (not counting the billion dollar Mohammed Ali enterprise by Taschen, of course.) At $1,450, it is a lavish waste of money, the better to showcase his pretensions to … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?

I can’t tell you how many times I have seen this picture and thought, “Who the fuck is this guy and why is he everywhere?” I have just now inadvertently  discovered his identity: Francois Verkerk, a model. I was pretty sure … Continue reading

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Three Douches

This photo is all I could come up with for a New Year’s gift. May 2012 be the year you see the dopeness in everything, and not the wackness. xo

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Douche or Dreamboat?

Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand,   he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? … Continue reading

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Douche or Deamboat?

It’s not often that I feel so conflicted about a man’s attractiveness. On the one hand, he’s so…but on the other hand, he’s kind of… What’s your vote? (*via The Satorialist. Gott sei Dank, er ist nicht verrückt.)

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