Douchette!

douchette

When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette.

It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it to Shopbop to produce this prototype.

If only she had a fringed handbag, she’d be close to a perfect ten.

I hate her, but I love her. I’ll bet she never ever puts down her iPhone, ever. And she loves Haim.

 

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6 Responses to Douchette!

  1. Suspended says:

    Aaaaahh Haim, Hanson with a sex change. She more than loves them, she has their name tattooed around her ankle.

    Those shoes give me an uncomfortable sense of impending…..something, not sure how to convey my dis-ease.

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Suspended – Hahahhaha. Her little toe is hanging out, foreshadowing trouble.

  3. Lynn says:

    How can she be a douchette with no visible tattoos? It just doesn’t seem possible.

  4. Braindance says:

    I don’t think I have ever seen an uglier hat and shoe combo, the complete opposite of a Mary Poppins moment.
    This is practically piss-poor in every possible way

    And thank you for the word Douchette sister, genius!
    I was quite pleased with an insult my daughter came up with the other day, she called someone a Dick Bag

  5. David Duff says:

    I quite like it. Apart from the hair and the shoes it all looks a bit like my gardening gear!

  6. Sandra says:

    what’s the point of being in your jammies if you’re wearing uncomfortable-looking shoes and jeans, which I also find uncomfortable

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