When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette.
It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it to Shopbop to produce this prototype.
If only she had a fringed handbag, she’d be close to a perfect ten.
I hate her, but I love her. I’ll bet she never ever puts down her iPhone, ever. And she loves Haim.