The Man.
Thanks for offering.
You will be sending him to me shortly, I hope.
I just knew someone would give me the perfect gift this year!
You, sister; are the best!
Now it may be my aging eyes, but it looks as though the feet in those shoes have been shaved. Is this a trick question? Is the guy in the first picture wearing the feathered shoes?
I don’t think option #1 looks uncomfortable, although I wouldn’t say comfortable either.
option #2 looks soft and maybe practical if used as a comfort object like in The Giver.
Neanderthal jawlines aren’t my thing, but I guess I’ll make an exception and go with option #1 because it could carry me around if I wanted. Easy transportation AND comfort object. Very practical.
The only way my crippled ass would be able to wear those shoes is if the big man with the pretty hair agreed to carry me around, which he looks quite capable of doing. But I do appreciate their resemblance to the tooth fairy in Rise of the Guardians.
the shoes would have been mighty tempting in my 20-something years. so would the guy, but since i had more choice back then, i would have thought deeply about instant gratification vs. at least a season’s worth of wear & tear.
now that i’m 40-something and no longer wear heels, i’ll have to go with the instant gratification — ’cause life is short (and getting shorter).
Neither, both look impractical, uncomfortable & a liiiiittle bit ridiculous.
The Man.
Thanks for offering.
You will be sending him to me shortly, I hope.
I just knew someone would give me the perfect gift this year!
You, sister; are the best!
Harmreduction, I can’t knock your choice. Let me get him ready for travel.
No contest, hot guy.
That reminds me of my own personal rule. Never date a man with a smaller bum or longer hair than your own. I’ll take the shoes.
Take the dude, turn him out, then buy the pimp shoes.
Now it may be my aging eyes, but it looks as though the feet in those shoes have been shaved. Is this a trick question? Is the guy in the first picture wearing the feathered shoes?
Him wearing those.
Pass.
Next!
I don’t think option #1 looks uncomfortable, although I wouldn’t say comfortable either.
option #2 looks soft and maybe practical if used as a comfort object like in The Giver.
Neanderthal jawlines aren’t my thing, but I guess I’ll make an exception and go with option #1 because it could carry me around if I wanted. Easy transportation AND comfort object. Very practical.
being pregnant, i’d have to choose door #2, because the shoes will still be around after i take the weight off.
I’ll take the man! Rock hard abs trump shoes any day of the week.
I couldn’t handle either. I’m too fat to ever let anyone that hot see me naked and my feet hurt just LOOKING at those shoes.
XOXO
Deb
Romeo and Deni – It disturbs me that I didn’t think of combining them.
thriftstorelawyer – Congratulations!!!!!
I’d take him, if not for the tattoo “La Bestia”. After all, I’m “La Bestia”, not him.
Shoes! I wouldn’t even know what to do with a man like that
Hot man, ugly shoes. Hot man, ugly shoes. Gee, so difficult.
Neither, I think. Never cared for hair that long on men. The shoes would be perfect if they came in a house slipper version – I have height fear.
(I love Madam Restora’s rule about the men you should never date! My own rule has always been never date one with smaller feet or bigger tits.)
Bevitron – My own deal-breaker would be if he had more hair products than I have.
jez – But he would know!
Debbie – I think if he wore the shoes, you might forget to feel self-conscious.
oooo number one. I have two hundred pairs of shoes. I need a man… to buy me more shoes?
The only way my crippled ass would be able to wear those shoes is if the big man with the pretty hair agreed to carry me around, which he looks quite capable of doing. But I do appreciate their resemblance to the tooth fairy in Rise of the Guardians.
Why, or why must we choose? I want them both.
Is “la bestia” his pet name for his dick?
Ehh who am I kidding, I still want him.
the guy… i have lots of shoes already (albeit that i could always ALWAYS do with more… i mean who couldn’t, right), but he needs a hair cut first.
YES La bestia!!!
the shoes would have been mighty tempting in my 20-something years. so would the guy, but since i had more choice back then, i would have thought deeply about instant gratification vs. at least a season’s worth of wear & tear.
now that i’m 40-something and no longer wear heels, i’ll have to go with the instant gratification — ’cause life is short (and getting shorter).
The man.
I don’t want to wear those shoes knowing that some unlucky parrots had to die for their sins.
The guy, because I’m trying to grow my hair long and he could give me tips.
Leo Jimenez, singer of spanish band Saratoga, of course!