A Poll for the Ladies

Which one do you want more?


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29 Responses to A Poll for the Ladies

  1. Sam says:

    Neither, both look impractical, uncomfortable & a liiiiittle bit ridiculous.

  2. Harmreduction says:

    The Man.
    Thanks for offering.
    You will be sending him to me shortly, I hope.
    I just knew someone would give me the perfect gift this year!
    You, sister; are the best!

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Harmreduction, I can’t knock your choice. Let me get him ready for travel.

  4. sharnek says:

    No contest, hot guy.

  5. madam restora says:

    That reminds me of my own personal rule. Never date a man with a smaller bum or longer hair than your own. I’ll take the shoes.

  6. Romeo says:

    Take the dude, turn him out, then buy the pimp shoes.

  7. Leslie says:

    Now it may be my aging eyes, but it looks as though the feet in those shoes have been shaved. Is this a trick question? Is the guy in the first picture wearing the feathered shoes?

  8. Deni says:

    Him wearing those.

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  10. ali says:

    I don’t think option #1 looks uncomfortable, although I wouldn’t say comfortable either.

    option #2 looks soft and maybe practical if used as a comfort object like in The Giver.

    Neanderthal jawlines aren’t my thing, but I guess I’ll make an exception and go with option #1 because it could carry me around if I wanted. Easy transportation AND comfort object. Very practical.

  11. thriftstorelawyer says:

    being pregnant, i’d have to choose door #2, because the shoes will still be around after i take the weight off.

  12. Bonnie says:

    I’ll take the man! Rock hard abs trump shoes any day of the week.

  13. Debbie says:

    I couldn’t handle either. I’m too fat to ever let anyone that hot see me naked and my feet hurt just LOOKING at those shoes.


  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Romeo and Deni – It disturbs me that I didn’t think of combining them.

    thriftstorelawyer – Congratulations!!!!!

  15. Cricket9 says:

    I’d take him, if not for the tattoo “La Bestia”. After all, I’m “La Bestia”, not him.

  16. jez says:

    Shoes! I wouldn’t even know what to do with a man like that

  17. kate says:

    Hot man, ugly shoes. Hot man, ugly shoes. Gee, so difficult.

  18. Bevitron says:

    Neither, I think. Never cared for hair that long on men. The shoes would be perfect if they came in a house slipper version – I have height fear.

    (I love Madam Restora’s rule about the men you should never date! My own rule has always been never date one with smaller feet or bigger tits.)

  19. Sister Wolf says:

    Bevitron – My own deal-breaker would be if he had more hair products than I have.

    jez – But he would know!

    Debbie – I think if he wore the shoes, you might forget to feel self-conscious.

  20. Patni says:

    oooo number one. I have two hundred pairs of shoes. I need a man… to buy me more shoes?

  21. Sandra says:

    The only way my crippled ass would be able to wear those shoes is if the big man with the pretty hair agreed to carry me around, which he looks quite capable of doing. But I do appreciate their resemblance to the tooth fairy in Rise of the Guardians.

  22. Ann says:

    Why, or why must we choose? I want them both.

  23. Rachel says:

    Is “la bestia” his pet name for his dick?
    Ehh who am I kidding, I still want him.

  24. lisa says:

    the guy… i have lots of shoes already (albeit that i could always ALWAYS do with more… i mean who couldn’t, right), but he needs a hair cut first.

  25. Ninfa says:

    YES La bestia!!!

  26. pam ela says:

    the shoes would have been mighty tempting in my 20-something years. so would the guy, but since i had more choice back then, i would have thought deeply about instant gratification vs. at least a season’s worth of wear & tear.

    now that i’m 40-something and no longer wear heels, i’ll have to go with the instant gratification — ’cause life is short (and getting shorter).

  27. tartandtreacly says:

    The man.

    I don’t want to wear those shoes knowing that some unlucky parrots had to die for their sins.

  28. RedHeadFashionista says:

    The guy, because I’m trying to grow my hair long and he could give me tips.

  29. Nati says:

    Leo Jimenez, singer of spanish band Saratoga, of course!

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