Because you move so quickly when wearing them so that passerby can’t actually see the hideousness. It could come in handy on mornings when you just can’t decide if you want to wear pants or a skirt.
when i first loaded the page i could only see the top of the kilt and was thinking “that’s not TOO bad, but i’m sure some type of monstrosity will be revealed as i scroll down”. i was not disappointed.
i confess that i actually sorta like this look, but the fact that they’re sold together and cost that much makes it seem contrived and stupid.
also, no matter what one’s arse looks like in pants, it’s probably nicer to look at than that kilt.
It’s called Moto because of the motor neurons used when the genius decided to rip something off in a serious way, that was very much meant to be intended as a joke! And charge quadruple for it! If Jeremy Scott gave a fuck, he’d probably do it over this!
marc jacobs is eating his heart out!
Because it stands for ‘More Old Tartan Offal’.
There must have been a sale on tartan fabric
Because you move so quickly when wearing them so that passerby can’t actually see the hideousness. It could come in handy on mornings when you just can’t decide if you want to wear pants or a skirt.
when i first loaded the page i could only see the top of the kilt and was thinking “that’s not TOO bad, but i’m sure some type of monstrosity will be revealed as i scroll down”. i was not disappointed.
acronym for Merkin of Tartan Origin
i confess that i actually sorta like this look, but the fact that they’re sold together and cost that much makes it seem contrived and stupid.
also, no matter what one’s arse looks like in pants, it’s probably nicer to look at than that kilt.
‘moto’, you know, short for when you’ve got ‘mo camel toe issues happening and need a quick fix solution…
(missed you ‘sis! XXXXO!)
I do recognize the midriff part. That Goony Bird, what she has to endure to make some $$$!
Dang! It’s now sold out!! If only we were faster.
because you can ride a bike wearing it, moto means bike in French
Goony’s Scottish.
I had no idea!
Och aye. Scots wha hae!
jeeze thats gross
Peter Lorre would laugh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Moto
M is for Money
O is for Obvious
T is for Talentless
O is for Other people buy thus shit
Thanks, Patni.
Fascinating stuff about Mr Moto.
It’s called Moto because of the motor neurons used when the genius decided to rip something off in a serious way, that was very much meant to be intended as a joke! And charge quadruple for it! If Jeremy Scott gave a fuck, he’d probably do it over this!
The fact these ‘this item is sold out’ shakes me to my core.
There are so many ugly clothes in the world today….