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J Lo and Shakira: Empowering, their asses!
What the hell is wrong with people? Even the New York Times is applauding the Superbowl half-time show as “empowering” for women! Some crap about proving that age is just a number, because look how hot J. Lo is at … Continue reading
2018 VMA Awards Exegesis
Just Kill Yourself. That was the message of the 2018 Video Music Awards. From beginning to end, it was a travesty, lacking a single redeeming moment. You’ve probably heard how Madge embarrassed herself but it was so much worse. I’ll … Continue reading
Awful Must-See TV
I am happy to report that since the last time I wrote about my TV habits, I’ve discovered three new shows to watch, all awful. Most compellingly awful is Billions. It is excruciating. It stars Damian Lewis and Paul Giamatti … Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™
J Lo is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record. All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan … Continue reading
Academy Awards Exegesis 2010
God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading
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Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*
What can one say about this atrocity, which features genuine ocelot fur? Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can’t you? *This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From … Continue reading