Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*


What can one say about this atrocity, which features genuine ocelot fur?   Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can’t you?

*This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From now on, it’s “Jumped the Topshop Jacket.”

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18 Responses to Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*

  1. Ah his target market for these numbers is the ‘russian lady’.

  2. dust says:

    Even the Russian Lady would think twice before putting these on (cos’ they are ladies, you know).
    Amsterdam Red Light District Graveyard Shift worker would wear them for sure…

  3. WendyB says:

    I’m gonna wear that jacket AND touch my face. So there!

  4. They’ll only work if you can touch your face with them.

  5. I’m all for leather and fur, but I draw the line at wearing ocelot!

  6. Danielle says:

    I wonder when PETA will attack these shoes with red paint.

  7. honeypants says:

    I dislike these an ocelot!

  8. Deni says:

    The boots are just as hideous as that Palin thing. Danielle, I say we spray red paint on the Palin thing instead.

  9. Deni says:

    P.S. Honeypants your funny an ocelot. SW, I have not heard the term “jumped the shark” until your blog (does it mean I don’t get out of the house enough?), and I think I actually saw the episode it came from a million years ago.

  10. Angie says:

    Why’s the ocelot part at the top all shredded-like & asymmetrical? Perhaps it’s meant to look like you’ve come fresh from the hunt & needed to drape the trophy ocelot fur across your shin for warmth? It’s gross. And I don’t like it one bit.

  11. dewayne says:

    this reminds me of a sealab 2021 episode…i can’t remember the specific name of the episode, but all i keep hearing in my head is murphy saying “it’s an ocelot!” i think it was on the first season. everyone should watch every season of sealab, anyway. there are only 4. it’s one of the funniest cartoons ever made.

    it is much better than these boots, at the very least.

  12. OMGGMAB says:

    How’d they get the poor pup’s paws extricated and draped to purrfectly over the boot? Sick, wrong, palinesque. Probably shot the poor thing from a plane. Send them to Angie and Madge and let’s see a cat fight!

  13. Bevitron says:


    I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
    But in
    That’s how conditions are…

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Make Do- DO you mean MY Russian lady, or just the russian lady?

    dust – Oooh, that must be one scary red light district!

    WendyB – Well, you’ll be in good company.

    Suzanne aka- Hahahahaha!

    Ihearfashion -That’s how I feel, but why?

    Danielle – I’d give them my permission, in this case.

    honeypants -Let’s all hate them an ocelot!

    Deni – Mrs. Palin has painted her toenails red, in a preemptive move. And I’m sorry for destroying your innocence re the shark.

    Angie – Yes, there is a Flintstone aspect too, now that I think of it.

    Dewayne – It sounds MUCH better.

    OMGGMAB -I like your thinking!!!

    Bevitron – A+.

  15. Jill says:

    I draw the line at pussy!

  16. Ugh, those boots! They’re very Dynasty/Knots Landing, and maybe a little Dallas. And not in a good way.

  17. hammie says:

    oh yeah! Eastern European with the fantastically obvious dyed hair and the fuck you expression when they are smoking in an ICU ward while talking on a mobile phone

    “Ocelot? fuck greenpeace it’s fucking cold and fuck you”

    (you can tell I am in love with these women and afraid of them in equal measure)


  18. Sister Wolf says:

    Jill – Let’s not be anti-pussy, Jill.

    fashion herald – You’re so right, there is no good here.

    hammie – Jesus, now I’m scared too. I love to do their accent though! I also do a GREAT bossy Persian lady (tons of them in L.A.)

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