But She Does Look Slutty!

Listen to Mrs. Palin’s reaction to David Letterman’s joke about her buying make-up at Bloomingdale’s to update her “slutty flight-attendant look.”

Oh, Mrs. P, he didn’t mean Bloomingdale’s literally! Now I’m wondering if she’s even capable of finding her way around the Bloomie’s cosmetics department.

Isn’t it fun to have her around again? I wish that if she gives up her bid for the presidency, someone will appoint her our Poet Laureate! She could write poems about the First Dude, she could rhyme Bristol with “pistol,” I don’t know, I just really see it working out well for this great nation of ours.

There is a $35,000 stipend that she could use to buy some closed-toe shoes OR to get a baby sitter for that poor little Trig.

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13 Responses to But She Does Look Slutty!

  1. Now that she is buying her own wardrobe, Bloomie’s seems a little up market for her. I see her more as a Walgreens makeup kind of gal. Maybe Wet-n-WIld?;-)
    p.s. Come see Igor, he would never tell you what yours said to you today. If he can handle me he can handle anything. Hugs to you, lovely wolf.xo

  2. Geez can’t she be overlayed – read that as buried away in oblivion.

  3. David Duff says:

    I am trying to imagine the re-action if Letterman had said something similar concerning, say, Ms. Sotomayor.

  4. andrea says:

    Make her go away!

  5. dust says:

    I can not follow her!! It all loops into bunch o’ bollocks after 10seconds!

  6. Rudy Zarsov says:

    Thinking about Sarah Palin and poetry I thought the closest she could come would be a limerick. This started me thinking.

    There was once a Governor named Sarah
    In her home sate the air must be so rarer
    So she dropped all her g’s
    And winked just to please
    But thank Christ the polls were much fairer.

    I tried to get your trademark word in but the only words I could come up with that rhymed were “bunt or “runt”

  7. Make it stop, please, my ears are bleeding!

  8. I love her faux outrage at David Letterman’s jokes. I think the Palins will take any publicity they can get!

  9. Suebob says:

    ‘doin’ some good things for good people!

    Classic Sarah P

  10. dewayne says:

    stunt, blunt, shunt, hunt(obviously!), punt, grunt, vagrant….umm…rape rhymes are acceptable in rap, so i’m assuming limericks can use them too; ambient, transient, illiterate….it could conceivably go on forever.

    all i’m saying is, i’d love to see the limerick with cunt in it. i’m too lazy for limericks, but i can come up with rhyming words forever. no disrepect to you rudy, just trying to help out!

  11. OMGGMAB says:

    There once was a woman from Alaskhunt
    Who could barely speak Englishunt
    She said with a smile
    If I wink for a while
    I might even down a large moose_unt

    Er
    With lipstick on unt!

  12. Sister Wolf says:

    Le Belette Rouge – Yes, Wet n Wild. or maybe Revlon when she feels like splurging?

    Make do – That bitch has been overlayed a billion times, but nothing works.

    David Duff – But Sotomayor doesn’t look slutty!

    andrea – I’M TRYING!

    dust- I know, it is horrible for the sensitive ear.

    Rudy – Hey, you should be on that talent show, whatever it’s called!!

    Iheartfashion – So true. They couldn’t be happier about it.

    Suebob – I loved that part too, but it made me homicidal.

    dewayne – Thanks for helping Rudy, you’re the best. Rudy, ‘runt’ would be good, too.

    OMGGMAB -Hahahaha!

  13. hammie says:

    Let not the right hand know what the left hand is doing. In other words if you are doing gud for disabilities you don’t go tweeting about it (just enjoy warm inner glow)

    So bite me Sarah Palin.

    xx

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