Smile Makers are sex toys with a cutesy design and a “playful” concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People.
I don’t know much about sex toys and that’s the way I like it. But I love internet generators. Smile Makers lets you design your fantasy man, and with only a limited set of options I still came up with a very nice facsimile of my personal dreamboat. His name is Fernando, and he’s all mine. You can make your own here.
I’m disappointed in the choice of masculine archetypes, since I have no interest in tennis coaches or millionaires. (I did have an adorable French boyfriend, back in the day, but he became hysterical when I got my period.) Where is the Poet, the Biker, the Revolutionary, the Pimp, the Grad Student?
Go make your own loverboy and let me know how it goes.
But I want Fernando … what now???
Had a good time with Maximus, thank you, SW!
Maximus? Cricket, really?
My Jewish lover really liked it when I got my period. Thought a woman was sexier then, and I certainly was with him, at least.
Ah, those were the days.
I’ll pass on the built-it blokes…. the Chinaman is working just fine for me nowadays.
Happy whatever…….
Debbie – Oh fine, I will share.
Cricket9 – My pleasure!
Andra – See, they should have a Chinaman! That’s how stupid they are. (p.s. my Christian lover was just like your Jewish one.)
How about ‘Best Friend’s Boyfriend’?
hot damn fernando is yummy!
alittlelux – Totally yummy.
Madam Restora – Oh, that’s a great one, I remember it well.
Well, Andra, not everyone catches themselves a Chinaman, and Maximus looks good on the beach. Why don’t they have a Scottish Lad with long red hair?
Mine was called Kai, and I cold not decide between the champagne, and the bottle of cleaning spray. I picked the bubbly and we had a very nice time at a cabin in big bear. He says he will come back after his judo practise and clean my house.
Hilarity in its finest form!
I personally chose Maximus – Party Man, meets ‘Never-Nude’. With his Caribbean roots, I couldnt say no.
So after a skateboard and jail setting – The bar has been set!
How will i sleep at night! Yikes!