Tag Archives: dogs

Because I’m a Monster

It has been a long and dismal few months. Our wonderful dog, Boris, passed away with cancer at 14 years old. Our whole world went dark. I realized that yet again I have lost a treasured part of my identity: … Continue reading

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And Now I’m A Fucking Midget

I’m sad to say that Pico is gone, as you might have predicted. Life seemed so miserable for him. I will blame myself for making the call, because I don’t know how long he would have lasted, despite the chronic … Continue reading

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Dog Dementia

My dog is senile. He is sixteen years old, even though we refused to admit he was getting on. Living in denial was easy until he lost his mind. Poor Pico! He is completely nuts. He doesn’t know what he’s … Continue reading

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The Douche at the Coffee Bean

As I walked out onto the patio of the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Santa Monica, a tall shirtless douche was involved in a contretemps with an elderly woman who was afraid of his dog. He was saying to … Continue reading

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