Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
Branding
Cats
Hipsters
Big Banks
Sustainability
Game Changers
Goop
Isabel Marant
Celine
Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony
Tom Ford
Arizona Muse
Charlie Sheen
The Tea Party
Family Guy
Zombies
Chinese Mothers
Crystal Renn
Brazilian Blowouts
Andrej Pegic
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Feel free to add or complain!
Sarah Fucking Palin.
And “budget cuts”
– Oscar buzz
– Jennifer Aniston
– Katy Perry
– Jennifer Hudson’s weight loss
– celebrity pregnancies
I’ll have to add “lamestream media.” Have you seen the new ‘Chlo(eh) Does the Oscars’ video?
HEY! You don’t mean ME Celine, right? I mean, you must know that I would assume you were cause EVERYONE is talking about me… baahahaha.
i kid, i kid.
Don’t forget-
*Lindsey Lohan
*Glee
…thats all ive got
thats all I have right now.
I’ll add Alexa Chung to the list if I may.
curlydena – Hahahaha, sure, I’ve had enough of her too.
Tanya – I’m acatually afraid to watch that video. Will it enrage me or what??
TheSHoeGIrl – Totally sick of Glee, even though I’ve never seen it.
Pheeew! For a minute I thought you were going to add my long Johns!
The Olympics
The Royal Wedding
Bankers bonuses
How cold/wet/cloudy/windy/dark/dreich it is (being fucking February in the UK and all)
Thankfully I don’t ever hear about Lady Gaga because I dont tune in to the kind of media that thinks she’s a revelation and something new and out of the ordinary.
As long as I can still look at pictures of cats then I’m fine not talking about them.
I am sick to the back teeth of British media and politicians talking about ‘fairness’. Also done with ‘living your own truth’, ‘sparkles’ and all that shit.
Oh, and I’m through with Duff’s longjohns. Happy now?
EJ – While I stand by Duff’s long-johns, I would gladly kill anyone who “lives their own truth.” I HATE HATE HATE the idea of My Truth and Your Truth. There is only ONE TRUTH MOTHERFUCKER!
Yep, I’m happy now!
How great The Black Swan is.
A/W shows before spring has even arrived.
Which celebrities are on the front row of fashion shows.
Using the term ‘frow’ for front row.
Bloggers that retweet people praising them. Ugh.
Cup cakes.
Awards Ceremonies – enough already.
How about ‘mindfulness’? That one makes me gnash my teeth. Actually, anything about ‘living your life with authenticity’ and whatever else the earnest, priveleged white girls are talking about.
Mustownmore – you are bang on with that last one. How some people use twitter baffles me.
Also, I second Sam’s list. I am going on holiday while the royal wedding occurs to try and escape the madness.
Sustainability!!!
I was just thinking about a week ago on how much I hate this word.
‘We need to find sustainable this, and sustainable that’, ‘Is it sustainable?’
JUST SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD.
Scott Schumann&Garance Dore
I had sort of liked them before I read that: http://nymag.com/fashion/11/spring/71665/
Cats? Cats? C’mon, SW, it’s always a good time to talk about cats.
Sincerely,
Crazy Cat Lady
And another thing! I want to ban forever ‘hating on’ (the phrase, not the action). You are not ‘hating on’ something, you are hating it. If you can’t deal with hating something and have to separate yourself from the action by using the present continuous tense, then maybe you either don’t actually hate the thing all that much and should find another word or you’re more of a cunt than you want to admit.
I mean ‘you’ in the general sense, not you spefically of course SW.
Can you tell what sort of day I’m having yet?
I think Scott Schumann & Garance deserve cunts of the week for that interview.
iphone – “I have an iphone” “its on my iphone” Its a fucking phone, or a mobile or a cell, what is with the irritating I ?!
As for the Schumann & Dore article, it sounds a little like the interviewer didn’t think much of them either. Someone once wrote in on Decorno’s blog (I think it was hers) about how they met Mr Schumann and he was a fool who tried to hit on every woman in the room.
Oh, I like this game:
Catherine/Kate Middleton
synergy
Katy Perry
iPhones
Verizon vs. AT&T
iPads
Emanuelle Alt
Big Society
Sam Cam
#NYFW
#LFW
#MFW
#PFW
I’m going to stick up for Justin Bieber with a rod up his backside – I have to listen to him everyday thanks to the petit gracon, bring back Gaga that’s what I say. What happened to my dear little boy that sang along to the Kings of Leon on his first day going to school!
Oh and can I add
Monetise – where the f did that come from…am I going off script should I be adding actors?
I couldn’t agree more with the first five.
-Jeffrey Campbell
-Jersey Shore
Two things I’m not-so-into and am sick of seeing it everywhere!
Your list about covers it all, and I also cosign everyone else’s suggestions. My only contribution is Kanye, but I think he’s been there all along.
I will argue with you about cats until the end of time. But you nailed it with Zombies. Seriously, I am SO sick of them and have been forever.
Another one for the list:
“You call THIS Global Warming???”
Oh, you may not want to watch this then… Lady Gaga x Terry Richardson = urggghhhh http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Does-Lady-GaGa-getting-naked-even-count-as-news-any-more/
Can I add Kirsty Allsop’s use of twitter?
Thanks.
JENNIFER ANISTON.
My Twitter feed is awash with Libya news and they tweet that she’s HAD A HAIRCUT. I despair.
Was thinking of you, I remember your ‘Dictator Chic’ post…
Sharnek – watch out for Kirsty, she watches you…I tweeted about her and she replied. Was kind of sweet, if a bit scary.
-Crystal Renn eating things.
-Rachel’s haircut. Or who Jen Anniston dating. Or who she dated.
-Real housewives of anywhere.
-Anything that involves celebrities, real, fake, or reality tv.
Tiger Woods.
Okay cat lovers, I meant the pictures of cats doing stupid things like it’s the FUNNIEST THING EVER. Except for catswholooklikehitler.com I cannot endure this hahahahha look at this cat being weird. A photo of a cute cat just being normal is different.
SW: It’s quite good, actually. It’s not actually Chloe, just a man in drag doing CS impersonations.
Only thing I disagree with is cats but… I really just like looking at them. I thought you liked Crystal Renn?
I will add:
Glee
Gossip Girl
Jersey anything
Black Swan
NYFW
Flatforms
Starbucks
the gym/yoga/Wii fit/Zumba/etc
iPads
autism (sorry, I’m sick of it)
The Man Repeller
raw diets
the debate over men liking red lipstick
the debate over why women are single
fur
Lara – I forgot Black Swan?!?!?! I must be punished. Autism, we’re all sick of it but I have an autistic kid so I need to follow autism news.
Kate Middleton. The latest iWhatever/apps
We could be very tired of the recent news related to the Middle east but it would be very selfish. I think the same for any disease, it’s very selfish to say you are tired of hearing about a disease, because then we become selfish, some people have to live with it. We have to hear about those because if you don’t hear about things that touch humans, you will only hear about reality tv stars and movies but not the real issues that matter.
I am tired of hearing about the wedding of william and kate.
Sw I know what you mean about those cat pictures. Usually the cats hold a gun or have a bubble with something written in it. Humans are crual sometimes, the cat and dog world shouldn’t be touched by our stupidity!
My friend has an autistic child as well. She’s had a lot of success with a DAN doctor – gluten free diet, yeast detox, massive vitamin intake, etc. Her daughter has made major strides!
+ The King’s Speech
+ Katy Perry’s boobs
+ white people appropriating black slang
I’ll stick with 3, but could list so much more!
Carpet cleaning person …. what the ??
Sister Wolf – a good thing you changed the cat stuff.
another crazy cat lady
I would give up chocolate for a loooong time if I wouldn’t have to see, hear or hear about Kim Kardashian or any other Kardashians EVER AGAIN!
And, Carpet Cleaning Someone – WTF???
Andra & CRicket9 – Carpet shit was spam. I would never, ever give up chocolate. There is no life without chocolate.
-Alexander Wang
-Anna Dello Russo
-Blogs
-Faux Fur
-Facebook “likes”
-Actress turned designer
“I’m half-sick of Katy Perry,” said the Lady of Shallot.
Also, the whole Lady Antebellum thing makes me uncomfortable.
Andra, I <3 you!
SW, yes, life without chocolate is miserable, but life with a Kardashian jumping at you from everywhere, plus fucking Kardashians' mom dispensing wise motherly advice to "the girls" is even worse.
I also want to officially say: UP YOUR ROBE, Mr. "I shoot my own people" Ghadaffi!
Turning nouns into verbs and verbs into nouns.
Both of the following examples are from my workplace:
“Links to the learnings can be found here…”
WHAT THE FUCK?
Apparently a ‘learning’ is now a thing, not something you do.
“We are evidencing this with the following…”
And ‘evidencing’ is now something you do. It’s not even a frickin WORD.
Stop fucking with the language people, it’s perfectly fucking good just as it is.
Icon.
Down the track.
People fucking with apostrophes.
Taking something on board.
Rolling out something. (apart from barrels)
Men wearing beavers on their heads.
People not knowing the difference between “that” and “who”.
And lots and lots of other stuff which eludes me at the moment.
Mutton dressed as lamb – an expression that makes me all stabby.
Carine Roitfeld leaving Vogue.
Fashion singulars (trouser, boot, whatever).
Whipping your hair back and forth.
Appropriating sex-industry stereotypes (ironic whoredom, pole-dancing, stripper chic, S+M cliches) to sell clothes, music, your film script and so on – or to demonstrate your ‘edginess’.
Fence paint legs.
‘Sexting’.
Something-or-another Has Talent (aka bear-baiting freakshow time).
Somewhere-or-another’s Top Something (aka more bear-baiting freakshow time).
Celebrity Anything.
People who refer to the vagina as if that is the entire extent of women’s genetalia. And then want to add glitter to it. And call it something cutesy and coy.
Make DO – Kings of Leon?? How adorable!!!!
also, the prefix “uber”, fucking HATE.
Andra – Have you heard “drop” as in “The collection will drop on Tuesday.” It means “release” or “arrive” and it’s like a hot poker in my ear
E – Carine Roitfeld leaving Vogue= boringest thing of the month.