I am Ukraine, WordPress is Russia

If you can read this, you’re a better man than me, because when I google this site I get a blank page, a warning, or some Japanese text.

I had malware removed but still. I have spent countless hours on the phone with real and robotic tech support. One guy yesterday told me his life story including his height and weight. You’ll be glad to know he bought a high-end Nikon camera for a fraction of its worth! Yay, him!

I have received lists of problems with this website, few of which make any sense to me as a civilian and not a coder.

I NEED A GOD DAMN CODER!

If you are a web developer or know a good one, please hook me up, to put me out of my misery. I can’t take any more frustration. Helplessness is bad for the human organs and nervous system. My cortisone is at a deadly level.

Hell is not other people, it is WordPress.

Oh good, I just uploaded this picture of me in the emergency room last month, admiring my socks, only to see that all my images have disappeared!

Wait, they’re back. Whew.

Please either help me or kill me, your choice.

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4 Responses to I am Ukraine, WordPress is Russia

  1. Pocketsound says:

    The panic has left me…finally. I was so worried not being able to access your page, worried about you, but mostly myself….there was a void I was not sure how I was going to fill! Whew…

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Pocketsound – Oh, how sweet of you!!! My website was hacked, and seriously fucked up, but with some expert help, it seems to be functioning now. Thank you for sticking with me! Your support is very meaningful to me! xoxo

  3. Kellie says:

    I got here through Google. My usual bookmark came up empty. I panicked and thought you were all done with the blog!
    Praise Jesus you are still here.

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    Kellie – oh god, my OWN bookmark comes up empty! Thank you for your patience! I’m still trying to set up a subscription thingy. xoxo

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