Sarah Palin gets her hair fixed during a visit to a cholera treatment centre in Haiti. Photograph: Dieu Nalio Chery/AP
Palin emerged from one of the refugee camps housing the hundreds of thousands of Haitians who are still without homes after the earthquake, and said: “They are so full of joy. We are so fortunate in America and we are responsible for helping those less fortunate.”
Palin arrived at the invitation of Franklin Graham, a leading evangelical preacher whose organization, Samaritan’s Purse, has been accused during other humanitarian crises of putting its evangelical mission ahead of more tangible assistance to those in need.
Oh god, don’t make me go on. You get the drift. Is there no move too cynical or shameless for this bitch? After watching her snuff film, I mean her Reality TV series, where she kills a caribou “for food” even though she lives 4 miles from a Walmart, and where she forces Bristol to club a fish to death, I thought we had hit some kind of bottom.
But as they say, beneath every rock bottom, there’s a trap door. I can’t wait till she runs for president. It will be like one big party on the Titanic.
I’m scared to watch the show because I’m pretty sure I’ll end up bashing the computer screen in anger. And this is the only computer I’ve got.
She needed her hair fixed to visit a refugee camp/cholera treatment center? Oh yeah, she genuinely cares about these poor people. I hate her!!!!
Sis?
There’s actually a ‘pretty good reason’ Mom needed the kid to conk the fish on the head. It was a halibut. As you may know, halibut only have an eye facing “up.”
Simple trigonometry you realize. And birth control – probably abstinence too but I can’t craft a formula for that…
Duff can probably explain it better but my guess is, having the kid “conk the fish” on the head was an Alaskan exercising her knowledge of the Communications Degree she got after attending four Universitys in three different States advising that daughter how best to avoid having to use condoms for birth control.
I realize it’s convoluted – but heck, she say’s she’s a Republican. And as we know Republicans don’t spend any money on birth control – unless it’s in the form of cruise missiles or B-52s (the airplanes, not the music).
Anyway, the Palin kid conked the fish on the head, Mom went to Wal-Mart to sign some books, Todd snow-mobiled, Bristol danced with star, and Duff made a commercial for abstinence only.
And it worked everytime I see a Palin on TV I masturbate.
Not because I’m enamoured with Sarah rather because I like fishy odor.
She will do anything for a photo opt. This woman is a fame whore. She has gotta stay in the spotlight to appear relevant and get attention.
Ugh. Leave the people of Haiti alone, they’ve suffered enough!
Aja – Hahahahahahha!
Is she trying to do some Princess Diana thing here? It’s not fooling anyone whose IQ surpasses that of a toilet seat.
I’m with Aja!
Tanya – Ooh, good call. She only gets Lady Di points if she kisses the sick babies.
Bluergh – either my morning sickness came back or the Palin effect kicked in!
what a cunt.
God, she took her freaking Bump-its to Haiti!?
@Iron Chic- Major LOLs!
Disgusting in every way. And to think, people believe she can lead a country. As I’ve said before, her supporters actually scare me more than she does.
Ann, my darlink, no need to be scared, I’m harmless, really I am, er, just so long as I keep taking my meds.
(Nursey, nursey, is it time yet …?)
Please let me know when does the civil war starts.
I must say, she’s the rancid cunt that keeps giving.
Not sure about the grammar in the above post. Maybe I’ve been reading too many quotations from the rancid cunt.
The first sentence should read: “Please let me know when the civil war starts.”
I stand by my second sentence.
You know she’s going to win if she runs for President, right?
Television was the nail in the coffin to any shred of integrity in politics.
Maybe there’s no causal relationship here, but I firmly believe that her trip to Haiti was in response to Louis C.K. calling Mrs. Palin out for never before having appeared in a photo with a black person. This obvious publicity stunt came on the heels of CK’s mockery. Coincidence?
-Grace
“You know she’s going to win if she runs for President, right?”
Well done, Katherine, the first shrewd comment I’ve seen on this post. “’tis a consumation devoutly to be wished”.
@David Duff: If by “consummation” you mean “fulfilment of an obvious national downward spiral into mass stupidity and deserved oblivion,” then yes.
Oh crap, IF she wins, here in Ottawa I’m going to be too close to US for comfort, and I’ll have to fuck the hell off back to Europe again, unless I can find some small South American country nobody ever heard of and immigrate again…
cricket9 – IF she wins, Europe will produce ten little Palins in one season only, I suggest we all run to South America and make a country on our own.
Make her go away
I’m very worried that the collective idiot population of America may actually vote for her. In which case I may just have to nuke myself.
We spent some time last night looking into moving to Canada, in the slim chance these hillbillies actually vote her in. It’s terrifying, truly. (The thought of her being president, not Canada. Canada seems a-ok.)
Hey, I am having a hard time trying to rank well for the words “kokomo dentist”… Please approve my comment!!