Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.”
God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue in L.A. Its shoes are supposed to be comfortable enough to run in! Me not go there, how you feel?
Comfortable enough for a run to the orthopedic doctor. These shoes look like a modern day solution for foot binding. But, it is always better to look good than to feel good, so run away in these beauties.
I prefer shoes made from predictable skin types myself.
They no speak Engrish?
If the comfort factor is true (and I have my qualms), then this must be the second coming.
Is this shoe store affiliated with “Feet Bindings R us” out of China? Somehow I find myself dubious about the comfort.
Re:”The variety of animal bunny”. The only animal bunny I want on my dogs are my bunny slippers.
Have you applied for a job as their copywriter Sister Wolf?
And I prefer not to be surprised by my skin types.
I will to have install comfy Dr. Scholl 3XXX Thick-Sex Archy Innersole for my animal variety pumpups!
When exactly did Melrose jump the shark and turn into Speedway Boulevard in Tucson, Arizona?
I can run in any heel. And I am betting on Cat, Rat, and coyote.
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