The Scourge That Is Daily Candy

I have finally managed to cancel my e-mail sibscription to Daily Candy. I have wanted to do this for months, but something stopped me.

Maybe it was the futile hope that one of their incessant bulletins would be useful to me. I didn’t want the feminine hygiene products, the jeweled pepper spray holders, the Mojito recipes, the bachelorette furnishings, or the tips on how to spend my weekends.

Most of all, I didn’t want any more of that awful, horrible, cutesy, pun-filled text. Here’s how they begin to describe a bra-fitting service: “You and your tatas are having communication issues.”

Most of it is much worse. Thank god I’ve found the courage to cancel that shit. If you too have been subjecting yourself to Daily Candy, I’m here to tell you that you can make it stop.

Thanks in advance for all the praise of my integrity!