Monthly Archives: April 2007

Trapped in a Body

I’ve been fascinated by the news that L.A. Times sportswriter Mike Penner has announced his plans to become the woman he was always meant to be. She will be called Christine Daniels, and she will continue to write the column … Continue reading

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Limbo!

How come no one is making a bigger deal about the Catholic church taking away limbo?! Now that they’ve decided it isn’t really fair to send unbaptized babies to limbo, what happens to the babies who were sent there before? … Continue reading

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Phil Spector: A Hairdo Extravaganza!

The Phil Spector murder trial begins tomorrow, and not a moment too soon! I’m not happy with his new pageboy ‘do. but I’m looking for a variety of hairstyles as the trial progresses. Rumors are out that Keith Richard and … Continue reading

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Sorry!

I know it’s upsetting, but since I’m on the mailing list of Saudi Arabia’s conjoined twins website, I have to report that the Cameroonian conjoined twins (Shevoboh and Pheinbom) have been successfully separated. Don’t ask me how.

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Massacre Shmassacre

I don’t know about anyone else, but I just can’t get into the Virginia Tech Massacre. I know it’s a big deal, but I’m just not feeling it. There’s something really banal about the killings and the media reactions, like … Continue reading

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The Eloquence of Snoop Dogg

   I like what Snoop Dogg had to say about the Imus thing. Try reading Snoop’s words aloud, to see how Shakespearean they sound! “It’s a completely different scenario,” said Snoop, barking over the phone from a hotel room in … Continue reading

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Vivienne Westwood Penis Cufflinks

What more is there to say? you can buy them here  for 75 United Kingdom pounds ($147.) You can never go wrong with Vivienne Westwood.

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Seen One Testicle, Seen ‘Em All

I always get a cheap thrill from a weird news story. Today, I read about a man who is suing the West Los Angeles Veteran’s Hospital Medical Center for removing the wrong testicle. Instead of removing a potentially cancerous testicle … Continue reading

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