Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

What’s the difference between Alexa Chung and Lou Doillon?

Okay, one looks more like a horse, but otherwise, is there that much of a difference? Why do we need two of them?

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22 Responses to Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

  1. Dru says:

    Lou is French. And I actually do like her, a lot- she seems fun and a bit daft. Alexa I’m indifferent to, though sometimes she took the piss out of the poncey people she interviewed for her show and that was great fun. Don’t know if that constitutes “difference” enough for you, Sister, but there it is.

    Also, what’s wrong with looking like a horse? I love horses, and I think they’re gorgeous. Black Beauty is one book I’ve never been able to re-read because it upset me the first time round.

  2. Faux Fuchsia says:

    I like them both. They are like chain smoking baby giraffes. Alexa was quite amusing on Gok’s Fashion Fix. I wonder if Lou has access to free Birkins?

  3. skye says:

    I think Lou is a bit sexy, but Alexa is not sexy at all, also Lou has good hair, and Alexa has boring suburban mum hair. I don’t really think they are interchangeable at all, but agree that neither of them is actually necessary particularly.

  4. Ann says:

    Don’t care about either one of them, but I do admit to wanting the little top Lou Doillon is wearing in the top pic. I have the small boobs to wear it, but not the horse face. I wonder if I could still pull it off?

  5. arline says:

    I agree, that neither do much for me, I don’t get the allure of either.

  6. Officially they bore me but not enough to be nominated for c of the week as they seem harmless if not exceeding thin with lungs filled of nicotine poison. I also feel aggrieved that they nicked my personal style which had left me needing a new one and I’m not doing very well – yet!

  7. Sheri says:

    Which one’s which?

  8. Juri says:

    I don’t know either of them but the first one and her cigarette are trying to look like Patti Smith.

  9. XuXu says:

    a difference: Alexa is hotted up with the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys.


    And. She seems funny and not completely pretentious.

    And. She is not french. which can be a plus at times.

    have i mentioned the deep love for your blog lately?
    have i?


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  11. dust says:

    Lou looks like she had a taste of life, I like that.
    Alexa is a bit overexposed at the moment. If it turns out that she loves it, she’s dead to me. If she finds a cool way to cope with it, some sort of nerdy diversion, she can stay.

    They are not such a bad role models for youngsters, better horses than cows&chickens!

  12. Dru says:

    I honestly think Lou and Alexa- so-called ‘coolitude’ notwithstanding- are harmless, more or less. They’re nowhere near being deserving of any strong feelings, or even much mockery, I think.
    The Geldof sisters, now, that’s another matter. They seem like proper cows. I agree with dust, better horses than cows!

  13. Miggs says:

    We need both to power the great celebrity mill. When their inevitable time is come, they will be thrown in for fuel to make new and novel young starlets, who bear a startling similarity to the ones that came before, which we will ignore, because surely each new batch is the acme of perfection.

  14. WendyB says:

    Someone needs to be around to hold cigarettes, now that your naughty 13-year-old self isn’t doing it!

  15. imp kerr says:

    i don’t see any difference, i’d do both of them, at the same time, if i was gay. i mean, if i was gay and into threesome… in that extreme case scenario, the pair would be a sine qua non. so i guess we need the two of them, just in case.

  16. HelOnWheels says:

    Wait, those photos are not of the same person? Really?

  17. kate says:

    I know a lot of people who have met Alexa and she’s supposedly very “nice,” “down to earth,” and that sort of thing. Bleh! Nice celebrities are the worst!

    Lou doesn’t seem particularly sweetie pie. She’s very Deadhead-in-Bodycon drag 90s in a blandly nostalgic French way and was in a dreadful remake of Brian de Palma’s Sisters as well. Somehow all of these things are in her favor.

  18. Hayley says:

    Thank fuck, another person who hates Lou Doillon! If she wasn’t a model’s daughter she would never have been given a modelling contract. FUGLY as fuck.

    Whenever I see a picture of her she looks like she needs a thorough wash.

    Alexa: i’m not sure who she is or what she does (I’m from Australia, and have never seen her show) so to me she’s a waste of space.

  19. Elena says:

    Lou Doillon will show her boobs.

  20. Mia says:

    Good point!

  21. Prince B says:

    …….Alexa Chung – now there’s a cunt!

  22. Tallulah says:

    You are really REALLY funny – love it

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