All Praise My Dress

I wanted this dress by Yeojin Bae for months, and miraculously it went on sale at Matches. It’s the most perfect dress I’ve ever owned. The workmanship is exquisite! It makes me look fat but you can’t have everything.

Here, below, is how it’s supposed to look. I may not be 19 but I do own a big fake deer head!

In any case, this is your big chance to compliment my dress. Enough   compliments and I may consider modeling my new Ann Demeulemeestereester jacket from Yoox.   It just arrived and it’s a winner.

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13 Responses to All Praise My Dress

  1. K-Line says:

    I think you look great in this. Anorectic youth is so overrated! 🙂 Pls. do model the Ann Deeeeee – I’d love to see what it looks like. K

  2. Jools says:

    I Love You!!! You pissed off bitter woman! (jk) Or whatever it is you call yourself. Just “found” your blog today and have been busy reading your older posts. You are FUNNY! Your view of the world is dark and perfect. I am a new reader in the blogospere and I was so sad to lose LibertyLondonGirl. Now I know I will be okay! You are as delicious as chocolate suicide cake…. Keep up the good works!

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Wow, thank you Jools. Chocolate suicide cake sounds rich and sinful. But what happened to LibertyLondonGirl, whoever she is??

    And K-line, I swear I’m not even bordering on fat. The dress is just much too big but I wanted it anyway.

  4. enc says:

    That’s a brilliant dress on you.

  5. Echidnagirl says:

    Fabulous dress and you look brilliant! Keep writing – I adore your blog. It really makes my day.

  6. Sloth says:

    Agreed, brill. Also the cross around the deer’s neck. Thumbs up all around.

  7. Sister Wolf says:

    Ha, thank you for responding to my demands! I love how this works! xoxo

    The cross on the deer: you can’t have a deer head without putting a necklace on it, that would just be wrong. You should see him at Christmas time.

  8. WendyB says:

    BWAH @ “It makes me look fat but you can’t have everything.” Of course you can’t have everything. Where would you put it? But you look thin and gorgeous in the dress anyway.

  9. MaRK says:

    Very cool dress, Miss.

    You totally DO NOT look fat. In fact, you could have the dress taken in a bunch.

  10. Bubba says:

    OK, if I compliment you on the gray dress will you model the yellow skirt destined to become a signature piece?

    Thanks for the laugh. I do LOVE pissed off women!

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    Well Bubba, you’ve come to the right place.

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