Boo Hoo for Ed McMahon

Who gives a shit if Ed McMahon can’t make his mortgage payments?!? I can’t believe he’s getting so much press out of this. I’m even reading that Ed’s money problem is “giving a face” to the nationwide mortgage crisis.

Ed and his much-younger wife were on TV, blubbering about their tragic circumstances. People actually called in with offers of help.

If that stupid old bastard can’t sell his $6 million mansion, he might lose it to foreclosure! Maybe he shouldn’t have had so many wives. Maybe he blew all his money on those flashy dentures. All he ever did in life was sit on a couch and go “Ha ha ha” when Johnny Carson told a joke. Then he bothered everyone with that Publisher’s Clearing House scam.

Fuck Ed McMahon. Let him start worrying about how I’m going to get these new Vivienne Westwood shoes.

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20 Responses to Boo Hoo for Ed McMahon

  1. No sympathy here for McMahon. Buy a $500,000 house. Live within your means.

    The toes on those shoes will make your foot look like it’s undergoing mitosis. Blech!

  2. enc says:

    Sorry, I can’t drum up enough enthusiasm to care about Ed McMahon. The guy lives in a place most of us will never, ever be able to afford. I bet my whole condo could fit into his living room.

  3. Mark says:

    Is he eligible to enter the Publishers’ Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?

    He probably voted for Bush–both times. He’s a boated old whore.

  4. Mark says:

    P.S. I like the shoes, but not to wear.

  5. Sonja says:

    oh ya. how dare he. when you need those shoes. and you do need those shoes. But seriously, thank you for putting our collective icky feelings into words – send them on to larry king on all of our behalves. but then again, why bother.

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    I need to go on Larry King to complain about not having those shoes.

  7. Imelda Matt says:

    It’s a national disgrace you can’t afford these shoes, fuck Larry King – you need to go straight to Lady O!

  8. The Nag says:

    You’re all so mean. I just sent him $10.00.

  9. julie says:

    Are you seeing red lately? I mean, two days in a row with the red? I thought you were more into neutrals.

    http://www.shinylittlethings.com

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Fine, I admit I’m on a red tangent. But red IS a neutral, as you well know Julie.

    I guess I could’ve sent ten bucks to Ed, since he also claims to have broken his neck (probably to file a lawsuit against someone.)

    I need to save my money for Restylane. I’m going to stand by the freeway with a big sign, “Will Work For Restylane.”

  11. Imelda Matt says:

    I’d flip a few coins out the window if I saw you holding a sign that read “Will Work For Restylane.” I wouldn’t stop. But then I wouldn’t expect you to either!

  12. Debbie says:

    This is one of the reasons why I love this blog so much. You always find a way to make me laugh while I have something in my mouth and I’m spitting all over my monitor. Seriously, fuck Ed M and those are the hottest shoes…ever!

  13. honeypants says:

    I think those are my favorite shoes that you’ve ever lusted after! I’m feeling faint now…

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Yes, the shoes are the business AND they come in silver. The shoes are worth fifty Ed McMahons, aren’t they?

  15. MARY SHARPIRO says:

    FUCK THAT OLD BASTARD LET HIM TAKE A LOSS ON THE SALE OF THAT BEHEMOUTH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
    HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS ALL THESE EARS AND KEPT HIS FIRST WIFE AND ALL THOSE ALIMONY PAYMENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN UN NECESSARY AND NOW THAT CUNT OF A WIFE HE HAS THAT SPENDS LIKE A DRUNKEN PIMPED OUT WHORE MAKING THE SITUATION JUST WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE EXPECTED FROM A POOR CHOICE LIKE HER

    NOW HE BROKE HIS NECK AND WON T TALK ABOUT HOW
    COULD IT BE HE S NOT INSURESD BY THE SAME INSURANCE COMPANY HE S BEEN TELLING ALL OF US WE CAN AFFORD AND HOW GOOD IT IS BULLSHIT //

    LET HIM SOLVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS HE GOT HIMSELF INTO THEM SO I SAY FUCK HIM THAT OLD FART BASTARD

  16. Sister Wolf says:

    OKAY THEN!

  17. Aja says:

    Sorry Ed M but you tried to tell me I won $1,000,000 once. I’m still looking for it and clearly you don’t have it. That means you lied to me? Ed, I thought we were friends. I thought we were honest with each other. Goddammit I’m mad. Lately there’s so many celebrity pity parties going on, I can’t see straight.. . . but I can see how you need those shoes. . .

  18. WendyB says:

    Those shoes want to come live with me. I can tell from their expression.

  19. damitalltohell says:

    ha ha ha, god damn it, I could not have said it better myself

  20. mezsoprano says:

    sis,
    would you like to go a bit further, in fact out on a limb, and actually posit that this red could easily become the new black?

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