Category Archives: Celebrities

The Walrus Was Paul

Posted on February 10, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Sure, you know that, but did you know that HEATHER IS JOHN?!   Just get a nice photo of Heather Mills McCartney and with your black sharpie, darken her hair and add some little “granny” glasses. Voila!   Paul married John!   True … Continue reading →

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Grammy Exigesis

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Okay, let’s review the main points! Mariah Carey is an absolute heifer, resplendent in her enormous chiffon gown and ratty hair extensions. My Barbie had more realistic hair than that, back in the day, but of course she couldn’t sing … Continue reading →

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BLIND ITEM

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

This just in, from my high-level source: Which popstar, egged on by Stella McCartney, “accidentally” stubbed her cigarette out on Heather Mills wooden foot at her and Macca’s wedding?

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