Category Archives: Celebrities

Madonna, Bete Noir

Posted on October 12, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn’t hate her more, she pulls me back in… Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi … Continue reading →

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I Hate Ellen Barkin

Posted on October 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I never liked Ellen Barkin, and now I hate her. During her five year marriage to Ron Perelman, a loathsome arrogant billionaire, Ellen Barkin managed to acquire $20 million worth of jewelry. It will be auctioned off at Christies today, … Continue reading →

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More Tom Cruise

Posted on August 23, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Didn’t it seem like we could be happy if Tom Cruise got punished for his ridiculous preaching about scientology and his fake girlfriend? It should have been a really nice moment, but no, now we have to wonder if Viacom … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Kimora Lee Simmons

Posted on August 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Those of us with a perverse interest in awful women are inclined to agree that Kimora Lee Simmons is worth her weight in diamonds as an object of appalled fascination. Pound for pound, KLS is more trashy and bizarre … Continue reading →

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Chanel: 0 / Kate Moss: $15,000,000

Posted on August 14, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   I hate Vanity Fair, but I bought the new issue simply because of Kate Moss. There she is on the cover, looking as adorable as ever, if not more so. I fucking love her, and I don’t care who … Continue reading →

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The Artist as Fucker

Posted on July 5, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I always have a problem separating the art from the artist (i.e. the artist from his life.) This has come up for years now when the subject is Woody Allen. I was so pissed off with him after the Soon-Yi … Continue reading →

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The Love Between Men

Posted on June 28, 2006 by Sister Wolf

It is my opinion that every major American movie is about the Love between Men. More than an opinion, it is a conviction. You can argue with me, but you will be wrong. You can say, like someone did last … Continue reading →

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Entourage Exegesis

Posted on June 19, 2006 by Sister Wolf

entourage.jpg Thinking about Entourage, I realize how little about it I am able to grasp. The tone, the target audience, the reason it’s so popular, these elements remain a mystery to me, even though I’ve seen most of the series … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis

Posted on March 6, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   First, let’s get the George Clooney is yummy thing out of the way. Yes, he is yummy, charming, masculine, a nice guy, probably gay but who cares. I want to have sex with him and I speak for all … Continue reading →

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ANGELINA EXEGESIS

Posted on February 17, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Whoever you are, you want Angelina Jolie. You can deny it, but you know it’s true. If you resent sharing such a popular  fantasy and wish you could resist her appeal, I’m here to let you off the hook. You … Continue reading →

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