Category Archives: Fashion

Nan Kempner

Posted on January 27, 2007 by Sister Wolf

   Nan Kempner was a New York socialite famous for her vast collection of couture clothing and her delightful outspokenness, such as her  pronouncement to Vanity Fair, “I loathe fat people!” I remember reading about her in W, which chronicled her … Continue reading →

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Meet My Handbag

Posted on January 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Going against my own distaste for enormous handbags, I have purchased one from Paul Smith, in an eye-popping shade of bright yellow. This photo doesn’t really capture its size and presence. It cost more than the Blue Book value of … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Footwear Continues

Posted on January 8, 2007 by Sister Wolf

   These ankle boots by Robert Clergerie are alarming, but at $895 they are a real bargain. Their “artistic steel heel” manages to evoke a hospital room and a kitchen utensil, as well as some sort of icky prosthetic device. … Continue reading →

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Fashion Quiz #1

Posted on January 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Here is an easy fashion quiz. There is one trick question but I know you’ll get that one right! Scroll down for the answers. 1. Imitation of Christ is a brand started by which ugly actress: a. Sandra Bullock b. … Continue reading →

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Starving Girl

Posted on December 20, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Here is Starving Girl, a model on the Shopbop website. Now that I’ve seen her in a swimsuit, I’m really worried about her. She looks kind of Iranian. Her parents probably came here in the 70s, to escape that crazy … Continue reading →

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Size Does Matter

Posted on December 13, 2006 by Sister Wolf

This  is a great handbag, perfect if you like to carry around your refrigerator. Or if you’re running away from home. You can get it here, for $948, but hurry, it’s a limited edition.

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Today’s Complaints

Posted on December 7, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I hate the Vibe Girl, and I can’t be the only one. Ugh! She is the model of choice on “Vibe,” a fashion website that sells all the usual brands. I can’t stand her big implants, which play a prominent … Continue reading →

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Nightmare at Nordstrom

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Is your Yeti missing? You might want to look for its remains at Nordstrom, where I came upon this scene of carnage.

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Think “Dead Handbag” for that Special Someone!

Posted on December 1, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Check out this Dead Handbag I found, to wear with the Dead Animal Surprise Boots I  featured here recently. This bag is made of natural fox, and sells for $5,095 at  Vivre, a shopping site I love for its unaffordable luxury … Continue reading →

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Scariest Boots Ever

Posted on November 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Which one of these  two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase  either style  here. Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!

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