Category Archives: Fashion

The Horror of Kimora Lee Simmons

Posted on August 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Those of us with a perverse interest in awful women are inclined to agree that Kimora Lee Simmons is worth her weight in diamonds as an object of appalled fascination. Pound for pound, KLS is more trashy and bizarre … Continue reading →

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Chanel: 0 / Kate Moss: $15,000,000

Posted on August 14, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   I hate Vanity Fair, but I bought the new issue simply because of Kate Moss. There she is on the cover, looking as adorable as ever, if not more so. I fucking love her, and I don’t care who … Continue reading →

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Spring/Summer Fashion Bulletin

Posted on March 27, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   It’s that time again: The fashion world demands that you buy ten essential items to ensure  looking as awful as possible. Let me simplify the New Look: 1. Norma Kamali is back! It was bad the first time around, and … Continue reading →

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Shopping Review: The Address

Posted on February 25, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Few shopping experiences are more depressing than a sale at a second-hand designer clothing store. I went to the sale at The Address, in Santa Monica, in response to the tempting postcard they sent me, describing price reductions of up … Continue reading →

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Tired of Tattoos? Nothing Left to Pierce?

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Don’t worry, help is on the way. The latest trend in body modification is bullet wounds. Your kid is probably already begging for one. Use it as an incentive for doing his homework!

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