OMG! This is major news! It’s official: Sea has confirmed FOR THE FIRST TIME that Ronny is her boyfriend!
Where is the goddamn champagne?!
I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that we saw this coming. Maybe they fell in love at the cat cafe, or maybe it was already a done deal. I hope that being in love doesn’t interfere with the curating.
Sea has been trying to source a pair of hideous Margiela shoes and I am crossing my fingers that she’ll acquire them from Louisa Via Roma or whatever that place is called.
Meanwhile, Mom has been cooking up a storm, correctly deducing that Sea is now out of control and that she must forge a new Jane-less identity for herself. Without Mom, though, Sea’s style has degenerated to tacky ill-fittting thriftshop dresses and sloppy unflattering hairdo’s.
Sea won’t publish your worthless opinions, but you can leave them here instead. I will go first:
Dear Sea, I am thrilled that you and Ronny are a couple, but whoa, he is packing such a gigantic package, are you sure you’re up to this?? Mom must’ve had a stroke when she saw this photo. I am impressed by your courage in following your heart even if it means dating your ex-boyfriend’s pal and risking a female injury. Don’t forget to shop, okay? Love, SW
is that for real? maybe it’s a sock? are we sure he knows what to do with it and where it goes? perhaps that’s how sea REALY got that bruise…
Heh! Those panties are not a patch on my Long Johns!
GOOD GOD. Where in the name of all things evil did this photo come from?!
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
i LOVE ronnie. he’s cooler. i have a feeling before Japan they’re already dating. You can sense from her entries, it’s always about ronnie, ronnie ronnie.
am happy for you jane. So who’s the next “friend” you’re gonna introduce to us? I hope next time he’ll be British or something with an accent or intro real arts.
in jane’s vocabulary… friend=future lover. sweet.
ronnie’s kinda gay to me.
http://rokarony.blogspot.com/2010/01/manouche.html
the kids are so sexual. woooh.
octopus on ronnie’s crotch.
http://rokarony.blogspot.com/2009/07/beginningless-time-endless-future-dude.html
maybe he’s just a boy who is her friend. he seems gay to me too.
hmmmm if that’s the case anon, does that make Sea the metaphorical beard?
Forget the crotch – what’s with Ronnie’s art?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Christ on a bike!
Oh God, MY EYES!!!!!!
speaking of crotch shots
Sister Wolf, this blogger just can’t keep the camera lens (or her hands) away from her crotch area
http://www.somethingnavy.com/
am sorry but i can’t help myself.
am so emotional today. My heart bleeds for amit. c”,) Poor amit. Oh young love. Amit’s taller and “handsomer” and he doesn’t give away a gayface.
oh am just devastated. it’s like Britney and Kfed broke up.
Jane pls what happened to you and amit? i thought you.are.gonna.last.forever. i want you back together.
okay seriously..not really.
am happy for you jane.
anyway what’s up with mom and all the cooking. you can tell something’s sooooo wrong, she’s spending so much time with Carol.
Dear Jane – don’t forget to take contraceptives. Kids are for life not just shoe boxes.
He looks like he walked straight out of a 70s porno. Ew.
IMO, a sock.
Dear Miss Jane,
Please be careful with Mr Ronnie.
Love Consuela x
Denise, what a find! That octo-crotch-shot was a year ago!
I’m with Lux and Cricket. That’s totally a sock.
Words….fail me.
It’s not clear to me that she NEEDS to be careful.
Oh, god, that leopard skin smoking jacket. Please tell me no animal, real or fake, gave its life for any part of that abomination.
Oh my stars, Sea has gotten awfully thin. Also, I am a little sad about the breakup. Not Amit (Althrough i did love his pretty face) but Sea and Mom have both clearly moved on, sea with ronnie and mom has moved on to carol. The real question is, who got consuela in the split?
Link to this and look at the third pic down, the second drawing, and tell me that doesn’t look like a penis & balls going the wrong way out of a vagina-
http://rokarony.blogspot.com/2010/07/what-sense-do-you-devote-most-time-to.html
All I can say is eeeewwww!
I’m always happy for anyone when they get a boyfriend. Ronnie seems cool. Any guy that let’s you take a picture of him in his underwear to post on the internet must be pretty comfortable with himself.
Best yet, SW.
This Ronnie creature… I don’t like him one bit. He seems like a narcissistic prick, who can’t write, and doesn’t mention his girlfriend very much. Eugh.
OMFG. He is not attractive.
Ronnie’s testing 70’s glam rock style, I see, he’s got the tools for it.
Congrats Sea, love is good you.
Dear Sea,
You know what, I actually have nothing left to say to you, you’re boring now. I’m moving on.
Dear Mom,
Please don’t ruin Carol like you ruined Jane,
Dear Carol,
Don’t let mom ruin you.
Dear Ronnie,
Please get a haircut.
Much love xx
What does “source” mean when used as a verb? Find? Because I think I just sourced my gag reflex.
CONSUELAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh god…Oh god, that was hilarious.
Before I saw that comment and began laughing hysterically, I was going to tell Denise that Ronnie’s octopus crotch shot reminds me of this episode of Drawn Together featuring the infamous (in my mind) OCTOPUSSOIR:
http://www.comedycentral.com/full-episodes/drawn-together/211-alzheimer-s-that-ends-well
Ok that was the wrong link. It’s THIS episode:
http://www.comedycentral.com/full-episodes/drawn-together/102-clara-s-dirty-little-secret
I really liked Amit’s blog. He seemed quite sweet and was into some interesting things. However shortly after Sea outed him as her bf, he made his blog private. Wonder what happened there? Is it strange that I do actually contemplate the private life of someone I don’t even know?
Had a look on Mum’s blog a wee while ago. Noticed this post on some awful shit of a chair and couldn’t help but comment and surprisingly it got approved. It’s under Nat.
The more money you have the trashier your taste becomes. Who the fuck spends that much money on tasteless crap?
http://atlantishome.typepad.com/my_weblog/2010/07/summer-of-diy.html#comments
I liked Amit because he reminded me of the character Freddie McClair from Skins. http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4000000/Freddie-3-freddie-mclair-4014057-604-453.jpg
When I read those words I got really excited that she finally admitted to him being her boyfriend. I feel like such a loser because I like Ronnie’s band, Neon Indian. It just makes me want to lay out in the sun all day. His music would probably help me have a cute day, I’m sure of it. Also, damn Ronnie, if that’s really all you. Stay safe Jane, stay safe!
Now I am just waiting for the day she says “bought” “spend ridiculous amounts of money” or something to that effect.
Here’s hoping *fingers crossed*
-Jaz
DEAR SEA,
CAN I GET A PATENT ON YOUR LIFE DRAMA AND SELL IT TO LIFETIME TO MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF AS A SCRIPT WRITER? pleeeeeease?
p.s. I named the ghost in my house “RONNIE”
this is the start of something beautiful!
Oh geez, there doesn’t look like anything interesting going with his “package” I am skeeved by the picture tho. yuck!
I swallowed a word again …
*love is good for you.
I’ll stop commenting until I get a grip on my senility.
Oh my god! I know Ronnie! I went to school with him and I was friends with his little sister! I’ve been reading your blog for a while now and how you hate Sea of Shoes girl and my only thoughts on the subject have been “hey, I’m from Dallas”….. woooow…..MIND IS EXPLODING.
Dear Jane:
Ronnie? like, really? Well… whatever. I guess that all the straight and normal guys are too busy not wanting to date you.
Love,
Nati
Dear Mom:
I’m glad you and Jane split up, and now you’re hanging out with Carol. I think you’re a better cook than a stylist.
Love,
Nati
Dear Sea & Ronnie – in between underwear swaps and shoe touching would you vote for my short film. It is short – it won’t take anything away from you attention span. It features shoes.
http://www.talenthouse.com/creativeinvites/preview/katebattrick/115
Oh Hell, I don’t know. I looked at his blog, and he’s cute (nice bone structure), and he’s in a band and likes art, and having a “boyfriend” at that age is exciting. I hope they are good to each other. Maybe an older hip boyfriend will be good for a sheltered nice girl?
Just checked Sea’s blog, have you seen Ronnie’s art? I’m less worried about his massive schlong (I just love that word) than his apparent penchant for dinosaur women. But Sea does love dinosaurs, and painting stuff. So it’s a match made in hipster heaven. Sweet.
And Jazmin, you are SO RIGHT about Amit being a bit like Freddie from Skins. But also a bit like Anwar from earlier Skins. I miss Amit. He was so cute.
oh for goodness’ sake.
he should stand elsewhere in the room when taking pictures, he looks like a child next to that giant bed. (a child with a man’s underpants, naturally).
Rokarony: an elaborate way to declare one’s self a douche bag.
Good heavens!
SeaMom IS totally freaking out in her kitchen. Sea is in s*x mode with her new BF. Carol must be cooking like a mad fiend to keep SeaMom busy whilst Sir Ronny is around. Poor SeaMom. =^O.O^=
These comnts are hilarious … Better than Housewives of NYC or NJ!!
i wonder if ronnie was the reason sea and amit broke up.
arent ronnie and amit bffs?
oh the drama!
ps – amit was way cuter, even if ronnie does have a humongous schlong.
oh and ronnie in those strange leopard print photos looks suspiciously like what i imagine conseula to look like. just saying..
I think Ronnie is sexy. He’s the type of guy who I would have dated at 18. He’s got great hair and nice lips too.
Hey have you guys noticed that Sea keeps talking about how much she spent on stuff lately (and how surprisingly cheap it was)? Hmmm….
oh man ronnie is SO not in neon indian…..just saying….
checked out his blog and his eccentric freestyling makes me want to puke. but I totally appreciate the octocrotch.
I also think he has great style and great hair.
Amit was way better though. Amit didn’t refer to himself in the third person.
This reminds me of the Daria episode when she’s at the library reading aloud the cover blurb off a fashion magazine Quinn thrust into her hands. “Thin Thighs for Your Man… but I don’t like men with thin thighs.”